Below you'll find the intro, as it was prepared to go live on June 25, 2007. The storyline may be forgotten, but Stephanie's famous "I miss ya DAD!" will never be.
George Jefferson Hardy owns a chain of dry cleaners and flies to the ring in his "Jefferson Airplane". We're also working on bringing in Honky Tonk Man so George can call him Honky. Read More
Because of the treatments, Rockface was prohibited from shaving. That's why his "mask" appeared to be hairy. It was his face, you idiots. Brutus Rockface. Read More
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Daniel Bryan is lowered from the ceiling in a tangled web of neckties.
When he drops to the ground, he's attacked by seven rookie stars named "The Neck Cyst."
So, who are you? Are you an angel? What? Are you the devil? What? Are you the good guys Michael? What? Are you a little weasel guy that was in the movie Saw? What?Read More
Buff Bagwell announced his retirement this past week.
His co-workers were in tears and said that The Olive Garden wouldn't be the same without him.Read More