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Canadian Bulldog's Breaking News: WWE House Show Allegedly Features MegaPowers Reunion, Khali Ladder Match, Austin vs. Edge
By Canadian Bulldog
Jun 22, 2007 - 9:39 AM

Breaking News: WWE House Show Allegedly Features MegaPowers Reunion, Khali Ladder Match, Austin vs. Edge

By Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling Insanity News

(Landover, Wyoming) - Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage, arguably the most popular tandem in professional wrestling history, appeared here at a sparsely-attended, non-televised World Wrestling Entertainment event, according to a house show report posted online.

It was not known at press time why Hogan and Savage, who hadn't teamed in over a decade, decided to make their first public appearance at a show that, according to local advertisements, was supposed to be headlined by a Chris Benoit versus Montel Vontavious Porter rematch.

"It was amazing!" reported correspondent cenarocks@yahoo.com in a message to prominent wrestling websites . "First, (WWE tag team champions) Deuce and Domino made an open challenge to any team in the back, and then Savage ran out and said 'Ohhhhh yeah! Snap into it!'."

Savage then motioned to the back and out came his old partner Hulk Hogan, according to the report. After a hard-fought 25-minute match, The MegaPowers allegedly claimed their first WWE Tag Team Championships, to the delight of more than 30,000 cheering fans.

A fact that some consider suspect, seeing as though the Landover Civic Center only seats 2,800 people for wrestling.

That match wasn't the only surprise listed in the correspondent report. Rob Van Dam returned for what was allegedly billed by ring announcer Howard Finkel as "Rob's final WWF match before he goes to TNA", taking on The Great Khali in a ladder match.

"It was amazing!" claimed cenarocks in his report. "At one point, Khali did a corkscrew somersault plancha off the ladder and landed in the second row."

Van Dam won the match, and there were allegedly "Please don't go" chants throughout the building, to which RVD (and special guest manager Captain Lou Albano) signaled "T-N-A" with their hands.

Oh, and also according to the house show report, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin had his first match in four years, allegedly defeating Edge for the World Championship. Austin then led the fans in a 30-minute "Beer Bash" -- odd considering it was listed as the opening match of the night.

Former World Champion Rey Mysterio also made his return to the ring on this show, allegedly defeating Finley, King Booker and Umaga with relative ease in a steel cage gauntlet-style match.

On the Extreme Championship Wrestling side of the card, C.M. Punk allegedly captured the ECW title from Chris Benoit in an early pre-PPV "surprize match" (Punk is listed in the report as still being a part of the New Breed stable) and re-named it the "New Breed World Title" afterwards.

And in the main event of the evening, cenarocks was asked to judge a wet T-shirt contest between Torrie Wilson, Maria, Ashley, Michelle McCool and a returning Stacy Keibler.

"It was amazing!" the report's author wrote. "Afterwards, they all took turns having sex with me in the back. It was right after I broke the Masterlock."

As a disclaimer, cenarocks wrote that because "you didn't see it on TV", the title changes and other results may be ignored on WWE television programs.

Biggest pops:

The Undertaker Hulk Hogan Batista

Biggest heat:

Edge Big Boss Man John Cena

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