The inspiration for this particular column came about after I watched the film GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra recently with Complete And Utter Bulldog co-hosts The Liz and The Big Rybowski.

Rybowski noted that the actor who played Duke (Channing Tatum) had a similar look, voice and even similar mannerisms to a certain WWE superstar, namely:

This got me to thinking: How the hell can the movie theater charge $3.99 for a bottle of water?

Much later, another thought came to me: what would certain movies be like if professional wrestlers played the lead roles? And no, not the "WWE Studios Straight To Video Crapathon" movies, but actual good movies?

For example, what if the toughest S.O.B. in World Wrestling Entertainment history suddenly became a lot groovier and more shagadelic? Then you'd have:

Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers: International Man Of Whoop-Ass

Memorable Quote: "My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers. WHAT? I said, my name is Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers. WHAT? Danger is my middle name. WHAT? I said, my middle name. Do I make you horny, baby? WHAT? I said, horny..."