Since I began writing as Canadian Bulldog on May 13, 2003 (wow, almost five years now!), I have never told any of you stupid marks my real name. It's always been just "Canadian Bulldog". For many reasons (mostly career-related), I simply could not reveal that information to the public.

Until now.

So for those of you who care, or for those of you who have asked over the years, I'm proud to say that my real name is.....

APRIL FOOL'S !!!

Bwhahahahaha! You should have seen the look on your face!

Anyways, a real column will be up later today. Until then, you got SERVED!

Canadian Bulldog is a borderline journalist who writes weekly for World Wrestling Insanity and has published his own book of nutty prank e-mails to wrestlers. See his obscenely expensive Canadian BullBLOG for more information.