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Canadian Bulldog's Breaking News: Tazz Replaced By Some Guy In A Bugs Bunny Costume
By Canadian Bulldog
Apr 22, 2008 - 10:09 AM

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Above: The new (and improved?) ECW broadcasting team.

By Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling Insanity News

(Philadelphia, PA) - In what's being considered by industry experts as a slightly unconventional move, Tazz has been replaced in the ECW announcing booth by Some Guy In A Bugs Bunny Costume.

The shakeup, effective immediately, will see Some Guy In A Bugs Bunny Costume sharing the broadcast desk with the slighly less-charismatic Mike Adamle. Meanwhile, the ECW original and native of the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York is being "promoted" to the position of Guy Who Talks About Upcoming Live Events In Between Commercial Breaks.

"This is off the hook, Cole," said Tazz, even though WWE announcer Michael Cole was nowhere in the vicinity. " It would have made more sense to replace me with Some Guy In A Taz Costume , but what are you gonna do?"

Hardcore fans of WWE's 'ECW On Sci-Fi' program, both of them, are upset that they've lost the no-nonsense personality of the "Human Wrecking Machine". And instead, they've gained someone who kind of looks like they're dressing up as Bugs Bunny for Hallowe'en.

Above: Some Guy In A Bugs Bunny Costume interviews Colin Delaney for no apparent reason.

In addition, the fans are upset by a slew of errors made by Some Guy In A Bugs Bunny Costume during the ECW taping here in Philadelphia.

For example, the new commentator referred to Kofi Kingston as "Doc" and kept saying that journeyman Matt Stryker "musta taken a wrong toin at Albikoiky."

But perhaps the most offensive move by Some Guy In A Bugs Bunny Costume was when he dressed up like a female bunny to distract WWE Tag Team Champions The Miz and John Morrison. This led to a surprise victory by the previously unranked team of Colin Delaney and Hornswoggle.

"Ain't I a stinker?" was all Some Guy In A Bugs Bunny Costume could say as he chomped on a carrot to end the show.

That's all folks.

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THE ORIGINAL Canadian Bulldog is a borderline journalist who writes weekly for World Wrestling Insanity and has published his own book of nutty prank e-mails to wrestlers.