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Canadian Bulldog's Breaking News: Too Cool Planning Worldwide Reunion Tour
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By Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling Insanity News (Akron, OH) - Following new tours by The Spice Girls, Stone Temple Pilots and other acts last popular in the late-1990's, Too Cool is the latest combo to reunite. The trio, which competed in the World Wrestling Federation between 1999 and 2000, plans to hit 56 cities in a worldwide reunion tour beginning this summer. "This is going to be off the hook," said the Too Cool member who has, for copyright reasons, had to change his name to Rucheeky Fatoo. "I can't remember the last time I was looking this forward to backing that ass up!" The hip-hop enthusiasts promise to show fans all their classic dance moves, such as the "running man", "raising the roof", and the one where they put shades on and bow their heads for several seconds. The group may also surprise fans with a few "new" dance moves. Although probably not. "The fans demanded that we get back together," explained the wrestler now known as Scotty MacHotty. "Or at least, they probably would have, if I had an e-mail address to hear from them."
"I can't wait for their reaction when I do the W-O-R-X," continued MacHotty, referring to the name of a finishing maneuver that has also been copyrighted by World Wrestling Entertainment. Already, many local markets are reporting significant shortages of yellow wraparound sunglasses, oversized black sumo thongs, goggles and topless golf hats. "We have a style that's uniquely our own," exclaimed the wrestler now known as Andmastergray Exaysay, before shouting "TURN IT UP!" for no apparent reason. Dates of the reunion tour are expected to be announced shortly, as soon as they've heard from someone who wants to promote it. -30- Canadian Bulldog is a borderline journalist who writes weekly for World Wrestling Insanity and has published his own book of nutty prank e-mails to wrestlers. See his obscenely expensive Canadian BullBLOG for more information.
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