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Canadian Bulldog's Separated At Birth

By Canadian Bulldog Oct 28, 2008 - 9:32 AM

(Bulldog's Note: To help you stupid marks get into the Hallowe'en spirit -- and also because I couldn't think of anything else to write this week -- I've decided to throw a costume party of sorts and see which wrestling personalities could easily dress up as other people later this week. Enjoy!!!)


 

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Ted DiBiase            Don West

Million Dollar Man         Annoying Pitch Man

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Mike Adamle         Bret Hart

Screws up interviews         Screwed himself

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Samoa Joe         Elvis Presley

Suspicious Of Nash              Suspicious Minds

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Nikolai Volkoff         Jonathan Winters

Bolshevik           Mearth

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Kane              Sloth

Abused By His Family           Been There, Done That

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CM Punk              Trent Reznor

Nine Minutes Of Fame         Nine Inch Nail

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Triple H                Hunter-Hearst Helmsley

Top WWE Star           Some Skinny Midcard Dude

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The Great Khali                  Harry

"Actor"           "Actor"

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Ric Flair                   California Raisin

16-Time World Champion         Singing/Dancing Raisin

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Andre The Giant              Aaron Wood

Eighth Wonder Of The World                   Sucks

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Chuck Palumbo           Richard Grieco

Biker Wannabe               Biker Wannabe

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AJ Styles               Edward Burns

The Phenomenal One            Looks Kind Of Like AJ Styles

(Hey, what do you people want from me?)

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Kevin Nash            Alpha Bits Wizard

Backstage Politician            Stays Crunchy In Milk

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John Cena            Matt Damon

Unstoppable Action Star            Despised By Adult Males

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Randy Orton            Reggie Mantle

Insufferable Douche            Crapped In Veronica's Gym Bag

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Mick Foley             Charles Manson

Brilliant Mind/Somewhat Psychotic                     Um.....


 

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THE ORIGINAL Canadian Bulldog is a borderline journalist who writes weekly for World Wrestling Insanity and has published his own book of nutty prank e-mails to wrestlers.


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