| From WorldWrestlingInsanity.com Canadian Bulldog
(Bulldog's Note: To help you stupid marks get into the Hallowe'en spirit -- and also because I couldn't think of anything else to write this week -- I've decided to throw a costume party of sorts and see which wrestling personalities could easily dress up as other people later this week. Enjoy!!!)
Ted DiBiase Don West Million Dollar Man Annoying Pitch Man
Mike Adamle Bret Hart Screws up interviews Screwed himself
Samoa Joe Elvis Presley Suspicious Of Nash Suspicious Minds
Nikolai Volkoff Jonathan Winters Bolshevik Mearth
Kane Sloth Abused By His Family Been There, Done That
CM Punk Trent Reznor Nine Minutes Of Fame Nine Inch Nail
Triple H Hunter-Hearst Helmsley Top WWE Star Some Skinny Midcard Dude
The Great Khali Harry "Actor" "Actor"
Ric Flair California Raisin 16-Time World Champion Singing/Dancing Raisin
Andre The Giant Aaron Wood Eighth Wonder Of The World Sucks
Chuck Palumbo Richard Grieco Biker Wannabe Biker Wannabe
AJ Styles Edward Burns The Phenomenal One Looks Kind Of Like AJ Styles (Hey, what do you people want from me?)
Kevin Nash Alpha Bits Wizard Backstage Politician Stays Crunchy In Milk
John Cena Matt Damon Unstoppable Action Star Despised By Adult Males
Randy Orton Reggie Mantle Insufferable Douche Crapped In Veronica's Gym Bag
Mick Foley Charles Manson
Brilliant Mind/Somewhat Psychotic Um.....
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