Once every lifetime, an idea comes along that is so amazing, it is bigger than any amount of possible hype.

And now, with the help of Complete and Utter Bulldog's The Big Rybowski, I bring you the greatest concept in wrestling since a drunk, unemployed Vince McMahon first invented the term "WrestleMania".

Club WWI fans, get ready for.....

CAUB IDOL!!!

Later this month, The Big Rybowski, The Liz and I will be judging CAUB Idol, in which you stupid marks will be singing your favorite wrestling themes!

Rules:

2) In the recording, do NOT record any sort of introduction. The audio file shouldn't be any more than 3 - 4 minutes long, essentially the length of the song.

3) Make sure the recording is as clear and audible and possible.

4) Send the file in MP3 or WMA format to canadian.bulldog@gmail.com, or on the WWI message boards to me via private-message (eg if you prefer to upload your file via a YouSendIt or MegaUpload -type site and want to just send me the link to it). Identify your name and which wrestling theme it is you're attempting to sing.

5) Be ORIGINAL! Anyone can sing Triple H's "Time To Play Game" or Undertaker's "Funeral Rhumba". It's up to you to come up with something no one else would think of, or dare sing.

6) Unlike most contests, CAUB Idol is actually open to friends and employees of World Wrestling Insanity. JG - this means you! Rickard, ZAH, Mallory, Crocker, Matt Dawgs, Crazy Uncle Ralph, etc. -- don't let me down!

7) All entries must be received by midnight Sunday, March 15th.

8) Aaron Wood Sucks.

Good luck!