(Stamford, CT) - Fed up with wrestlers complaining about characters and storylines they're handed, creative has announced that they have nothing for anyone.

"That's it!" the head of creative screamed out after a recent booking meeting. "No angles for you! NEXT!"

The decree left several wrestlers confused, wondering what they're supposed to do without any creative.

"Are we supposed to just make our own gimmicks up?" asked one wrestler who asked not to be identified as The Miz. "Do we keep the same storyline for the next few weeks until we get creative back? I'm SO confused!"

Creative told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News that they might have something for everyone later on. But only if they're good.

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BONUS FEATURE: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

	Eugene	After wrestling, was forced back into the insane asylum
Armando Elajandro Estrada		No clue.
Andre The Giant	Currently deceased.
	Mick Foley	Selling real estate under a mask.
Paul Heyman		In a restaurant, eating lunch.

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