Canadian Bulldog
World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News: Creative Has Nothing For Anyone (Plus "Where Are They Now?")
By Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News
Aug 19, 2010 - 12:04 PM

Evan Bourne was among those that wasn't happy with Creative's idea that he adopt a hippie gimmick and change his name to Bobby Sunshine.

(Stamford, CT) - Fed up with wrestlers complaining about characters and storylines they're handed, creative has announced that they have nothing for anyone.

"That's it!" the head of creative screamed out after a recent booking meeting. "No angles for you! NEXT!"

The decree left several wrestlers confused, wondering what they're supposed to do without any creative.

"Are we supposed to just make our own gimmicks up?" asked one wrestler who asked not to be identified as The Miz. "Do we keep the same storyline for the next few weeks until we get creative back? I'm SO confused!"

Creative told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News that they might have something for everyone later on. But only if they're good.

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