| From WorldWrestlingInsanity.com Canadian Bulldog
(Orlando, FL) - Total Nonstop Action wrestling President Dixie Carter committed Suicide... to a new multi-year contract today. "When I announced it, everyone from the fans to our own staff was just overjoyed that I'd committed Suicide (to a new contract)," Carter told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News. "His contract is around here somewhere," Carter continued, while fumbling through her briefcase. "Let me find it, so that I can show you the Suicide note." Carter mentioned she also expects to commit Homicide (to a new contract) at some point later today. -30-
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