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World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News EXCLUSIVE REPORT
De Niro to Play Vince McMahon In New Film "No Chance In Hell" Features Star-Studded Cast
(Hollywood, CA) - Academy Award-winning actor Robert De Niro has played a surly cop, a surly mobster, a surly thug, a surly prizefighter, a surly psychopath, and even a surly retired CIA agent. But never before has he played a surly wrestling promoter whose ass can do tricks. De Niro (Righteous Kill) will play World Wrestling Entertainment Chairman Vince McMahon in the biopic No Chance In Hell, telling the true story of wrestling's famed Monday Night Wars. "I've had the opportunity to tell a lot of compelling stories in my career," De Niro told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News. "But I can't imagine anything more epic than being able to re-tell the story of the ratings battle between the World Wrestling Federation and World Championship Wrestling." Hollywood heavyweight Martin Scorcese is attached to direct the picture, which has already begun preproduction. In addition, No Chance In Hell boasts one of the strongests casts in recent memory:
In exchange for signing away the rights to their life story, the McMahon family were allowed to hand-pick the actors that played themselves:
No Chance In Hell is scheduled to open in theaters nationwide this fall. If you don't see it... you're.... FIRRRRRRRRRRRED! -30-
(A special thanks this week to Complete and Utter Bulldog's The Big Rybowski for his input.)
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