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World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News: Fan Accidentally Cheers John Cena

By Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News Jan 3, 2012 - 11:40 AM

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(Cambrian Park, CA) - A man in his late 30's was caught "accidentally" cheering WWE Superstar John Cena.

The incident happened after Cena had defeated Kane in the main event of a house show at the Honda Center in San Jose. The 10-time WWE Champion and Fruity Pebbles spokesman addressed the crowd, to which Cambrian Park-area fan Gary Warren responded: "Woooooooh yeah! Owww!!"

"Look; it was a long day and I was tired," a nervous Warren told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News. "Cena made mention of how well the San Jose Sharks were doing in the NHL this year and without thinking, I screamed out my.... ugh, support."

After realizing his grevious error and noticing the stares of angry crowd members, Warren held his head down and resisted the urge to also cheer Cena when he said this was a "great audience". He even abstained from taking part in the smattering of polite applause when the leader of Cenation "gave it up" for the troops.

"I support the military and everything, it's just.... just...... LEAVE ME ALONE!" Warren cried before running off to the concession stand.

At that point, concession stand employees refused to sell Warren a T-shirt of The Miz that he'd had his "eye on" previously, taunting him instead with a pair of hot pink "U Can't C Me" wristbands.

As a punishment for his actions, Warren won't receive his subscription to the Wrestling Observer newsletter over the next year, and will be subject to CM Punk shaking his head whenever he spots the fan at ringside.

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Canadian Bulldog has been writing about professional wrestling since 2003, and became a WWI Superstar at  World Wrestling Insanity  in January 2006. Need more Bulldog? Check out his "Complete and Utter Bulldog" podcast at  Club WWI ; like his  Facebook   page, and follow him on Twitter.  

 


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