"To be the man... you've got to beat the man's woman." Wait, that doesn't sound right....

(Charlotte, NC) - Fresh off a successful victory over WWE Hall of Famer Ric Flair, wife Jacqueline Beems is targeting TNA icon Sting for her next beatdown.

"Stinger!" The Nature Girl shouted. "It goes a little something like this. I am the wife of the sixteen-time World Champion. You can run - WOOOOO! - but you can't hide from the dirtiest spouse in the game!"

Beems then ripped off her suit jacket (notable because she wasn't wearing any shirt underneath) and began dropping elbows on it.

For his part, Sting was surprised that Mrs. Flair would wish the Venice Beach native any ill will.

"I don't get it; we always got along so well," Sting told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News. "I would have never seen this coming. Just like that time Ric's daughter kicked me in the balls."

Beems also boasted that she's formed her own clique -- The Four Horsewomen -- to keep potential rivals away from her battle with The Stinger.

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Oh, You Didn't Know....?

Fun Facts About Professional Wrestling

Fire, scarecrow?

Oh, you didn't know.... that The Undertaker really hates fire? Not only was The Dead Man accidentally burnt at a recent pay-per-view event, but fire also horribly disfigured his brother Kane. Also, both his parents died in a fire.

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"Brand" Extension?

WWE To Rename All Pay-Per-Views

.... where every main event is a Lumberjack match!

EPA Forces Duggan To Lose 2 X 4

As a substitute, Duggan proudly holds a mop made from synthetic materials.

(Glens Falls, NY) - The Environmental Protection Agency is coming down on WWE Legend Hacksaw Jim Duggan, because of an alleged penchant for destroying trees.

Duggan, the agency claims, has carried around sticks of wood that measure approximately 2 by 4 feet, everywhere he's gone for the past 20 years. 

Assuming he fashions a new piece of lumber before each of his matches and public appearances, that would mean that approximately 500 trees have been cut down for Duggan's personal consumption.

"That's a load of hooey!" Duggan shouted in the general direction of World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News. "I've only used one 2x4 my entire career, and I found it behind a dumpster, tough guy!"

"Hooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Duggan added helpfully.

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WWI Obscure Wrestling-Related Reference Of The Week