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World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News: Jericho, Taz, Russo, McMahon and MORE!
By Canadian Bulldog
Work Turns Into Full-Blown Shoot! Babyface Has Heat With Heel After Botching Bladejob
(San Francisco, CA) - A babyface has heat with a prominent heel after forcing the heel to gig hardway. "The heel was selling pain, but it turns out it wasn't a work," one noted jobber-to-the-stars told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News. "After the baby bladed the heel, it turned into a full-blown shoot!" The heel wore a 2.0 Muta bladejob, according to some of the bookers who saw his crimson mask. The breach of kayfabe caused the heel to go into business for himself and work stiff with the babyface, even launching a few potatoes. Following the match, the babyface received significant heat from the agents. As a result, he may be forced to do the J.O.B. in his next program, instead of going over. Others suggest it was just a rib on the boys in the back. -30- Oh, You Didn't Know...? Fun Facts About Professional Wrestling
Oh, you didn't know.... that while in ECW (non-crappy version), Taz and Bam Bam Bigelow fell through a hole in the ring, fatally crushing three members of Hornswoggle's family?
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Shane O' Mac Resurfaces!
McMahon Returns From Visit To Home Planet
(Greenwich, CT) - Former World Wrestling Entertainment executive Shane McMahon has returned to Earth after spending time re-energizing on his home planet. "Beating up two, three or four people at the same time isn't as easy as I make it look," McMahon told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News in between leaping from building to building. While spending time on Romular-7, McMahon was able to rest from years of wear and tear, leaping off 30-foot structures, being thrown through plate-glass and having his testicles fried by car batteries. McMahon's plans on his adopted planet include fighting crime, ensuring justice for humans and winning the Ultimate Fighting Championship while blindfolded and on stilts. -30- ShopTNA.com Deal Of The Month!
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Happy Birthday, Bulldog Sr.!
We here at World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News would like to extend very special birthday wishes today to the one and only Canadian Bulldog Senior. Hope your day is "Alllllllllllllll-right!" -30- Break The (Prison) Walls Down! Jericho Hasn't Been Same Since "Big House"
(Lexington, KY) - Chris Jericho has described himself as "the best in the world at what I do." That was, of course, before he became a hardened criminal. Jericho, World Wrestling Entertainment's first Unified World Champion, was arrested Jan. 28 for being drunk, or playfighting with The Hurricane, or something like that. He was then realized after posting a whopping $120 in bail. "Chris used to be full of life, but you'd never know it from looking at him these days," said a close friend of Jericho's who wouldn't give away his identity, asking only to be identified by World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News as 'Ray Misterio'. Most noticably, Jericho has been wearing a scowl on his face backstage and calling fans by names such as "illiterate sycophants" and "ungrateful plebians." It is not yet known if having a criminal record would cause WWE to release Jericho from his contract. Though it probably will, because WWE has held a noticeably hard line against ex-convicts such as Ken Patera, Montel Vontavious Porter and Nailz. "He shouldn't have been drinking in the first place," said a friend who talked under the pseudonym 'See 'em, punk'. "Alcohol is only for the weak-minded."
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WWI Obscure Wrestling-Related Reference Of The Week
World Wrestling Insanity reader, Club WWI.com subscriber and convicted felon 'Snake' Stevenson writes: "Last year, a bunch of guys in my prison got ahold of this convicted rapist before lights-out and whipped him down six stories to the concrete below. I didn't get to see it, but I heard his head imploded on impact. It sparked a small riot, but after the prison guards started with the tear gas, everyone ended up back to their cells. Anyways, it reminded me of the time on The Undertaker threw Mick Foley off the top of the Hell In A Cell."
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