(Stamford, CT) - World Wrestling Entertainment, tapping into its newfound "youth" demographic, has created an animated cartoon series that explores what might have happened had John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, Batista and others grown up together as infants.

WWE Superstar Babies will debut this spring as part of NBC's Saturday morning cartoon lineup, assuming that television networks still do that kind of thing.

"The WWE Universe has an innate desire, quite frankly, to find out what our Superstars may have looked like as babies," WWE Chairman Vince McMahon recently told World Wrestling Insanity Breking News in between bong hits.

The premise of the show features the wrestlers under the care of a nanny (Vickie Guerrero), only to have them act up whenever she leaves the nursery.  

The first episode will feature Baby DX imagining what would happen if they could travel under a wrestling ring into a land of little people.

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Oh, You Didn't Know?

Fun Facts About Professional Wrestling

Proof positive that "The Worm" should never be attempted from the top rope.

Oh, you didn't know... that the "Air Bourne" finisher was named after its creator, Jonathan Air?

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Billy Gunn: "I Was Just Kidding!"

A Special Guest Commentary

Sorry 'bout that.

(Note: From time to time, World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News allows professional wrestlers to use this forum to discuss their opinions. This will probably be the last one.)

Hey, wrestling fans! This is the wrestler formerly known as Billy Gunn here. You may also remember me as Mr. Ass, Cute Kip, Kip James or by real name, Monty Sopp. And I .... wait, Monty Sopp? That can't possibly be my real name. It sounds like a sixth-grade science teacher, or the guy who sells cat food at the pet store. I'd almost rather be Mr. Ass.

Anyways, as you've probably heard by now, I was recently released, I mean.... asked for my release from Total Nonstop Action wrestling. It's something I've wanted to do for a long time, actually. Now I'm free to pursue other interests, such as removing any evidence that my name was once "Monty Sopp". Geez! That sounds like a guy A.J. Petruzzi would team up with en route to a loss against The Killer Bees on a 1988 episode of Prime Time Wrestling.

It also gives me the opportunity to clear up any misconceptions about comments I may have made while constrained by my TNA schedule. Like, for example -- I don't know -- in shoot interviews, when I called World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Triple H a "dick", a "kiss-ass" and a "complete piece of shit".

Nothing could be further from the truth. The Cerebral Assassin and I go way, way back, and he knows that I was only kidding around. Right? That's what us silly wrestlers do. We rib. Yeah... rib! That's the term I was looking for. We rib each other.

Triple H -- you future Hall of Famer, you -- you know that I didn't mean anything by those comments. Right? And all those times BG James and I called your terrific faction "Dumb to the Xtreme", you do realize that was just a lighthearted spoof. Right? We were just joking about it because it was such a terrific gimmick!

And that one time I'd said something like 'I wish you were dead and your fat bitch-ass whore of a wife contracted AIDS', you know that was just my way of playing around. Right? RIGHT?

Anyways, I'd love to give The King of Kings a call one of these days, just to clear the air, catch up on old times, maybe talk about employment prospects, that kind of thing. Actually, I've been trying to call his cellphone once an hour for the past month or so.

So Hunter, if you see "M. Sopp" on the call display, pick up the phone, buddy.

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Santino Marella

All Set For Raw Guest Host William Shatner

The greatest, how you say, Klingon for all the times!

'Nuff said.

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Talk Show Shuffle!

Washington Replaced By Leno

Two people most Americans don't want to watch.

(Burbank, CA) - The late-night wrestling talk show wars are about to heat up.

World Wrestling Entertainment officials, concerned about a ratings dip, have moved "The Abraham Washington Show" to a 12:30 a.m. timeslot. It's an hour that has host Abraham Washington concerned, given that ECW doesn't air at that time.

Washington will be replaced by former WCW main-eventer Jay Leno. Leno told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News that he looks forward to interviewing ECW personalities such as Christian, Yoshi Tatsu and Whoever The Hell Else Is Still On That Show.

Sources say that Washington isn't happy with the move, although his sidekick Tony Atlas is looking forward to beating up Kevin Eubanks.

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WWI Obscure Wrestling-Related Reference Of The Week

Apparently you *can* go home again. But why?

World Wrestling Insanity.com reader and Club WWI subscriber Mike Johns writes: "The other day, I was watching Eric Bischoff, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman on TNA iMPACT. It reminded me of the time they did the EXACT SAME F*CKING THING 15 years earlier!"

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