(Stamford, CT) - Senate hopeful and former institutionalized patient Linda McMahon isn't sure she made the wisest of choices selecting World Wrestling Entertainment legend The Iron Sheik as her campaign manager.

"Khosrow means well," McMahon said, ripping the lid off of wrestling secrecy by revealing Sheik's real name. "But perhaps I should have found someone more qualified for the job. Or at least someone who wasn't constantly issuing death threats."

Specifically, McMahon cited Sheik's recent appearance at a local Rotary Club where, instead of formally introducing the Senatorial candidate, he called the audience a bunch of "no-good motherf*cking c*ck-sucking fa**ot jeh-bronis."

"That's not quite the image I want surrounding my campaign," McMahon told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News. "Just because we're Republicans, doesn't mean we have to go all Cheney here."

The Sheik, who claims he is "two times Double-You Double-You Heff Champion" and "Amer-can Olympic Gold medal", at first appears friendly and docile when speaking to the general public and the media.

"He told me I asked a 'very intell'gent question'," explained Today Show producer Jim Bell. "Then all of a sudden, he flipped me off and kicked me with his curly-toed boot."

The WWE Hall of Famer then threatened to "humble" Bell.