A few months ago, myself and aging World Wrestling Insanity Hall of Famer ZAH asked you stupid marks to bring a sign to a World Wrestling Entertainment or Total Nonstop Action (preferably WWE) live event proclaiming that fellow writer and overall  lameass Aaron Wood sucks.

Last night on Monday Night Raw, dreams came true. Not only did Captain Suck's favorite tag team split up, but I was alerted to the following sign in the crowd:

It's a little hard to read (though we're still hoping someone can get us a high-definition screen cap), but it DOES say "AARON WOOD SUX!"

According to ZAH, the brave soul responsible for this -- the highlight of my 24 years as a wrestling fan -- is named Drewcifer. Please contact me at canadian.bulldog@gmail.com (or hit me up on the WWI message boards.... or even contact ZAH) so that you can be recognized properly.

In the meantime, I would just like to say AARON WOOD SUX!

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TNA Blames Crappy Writing On Financial Crisis

Asks Government For Creative Bailout

( Orlando, FL) - Total Nonstop Action Wrestling President Dixie Carter says the company's creative funk it's been in for the past four years is a direct result of the deepening global recession.

"The economic crisis has hit us hard, as it has millions of other Americans," Carter told World Wrestling Insanity News. "If the government doesn't step in with an aid package, I can't even begin to imagine how shitty our programming could become."

TNA is asking President Obama for $7 billion in federal bailout money that will fund a creative team capable of producing more than one week's worth of coherent programming at a time.

"We're not expecting miracles here," Carter said. "We know that it will take time before our show can feature angles that don't end up in chaos week after week after stinking week. But you have to start somewhere."

Critics of the plan suggest TNA will have to spend twice that to make sense of the Main Event Mafia gimmick alone.

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WWI Obscure Wrestling-Related Reference Of The Week

World Wrestling Insanity.com reader Bill Fliffudder writes: "Last week, some guy attacked my wife and had his way with her. It reminded me of when Randy Orton did the same thing to Stephanie McMahon. Except Stephanie didn't die afterwards...."

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Canadian Bulldog is a borderline journalist who writes weekly for World Wrestling Insanity and has published his own book of nutty prank e-mails to wrestlers.