(Hollywood, CA) - After decades of letting fans speculate on who the more powerful wrestling family is, Calgary's Hart family is scheduled to duke it out with Texas's Von Erich clan on a very special edition of NBC's "Celebrity Family Feud".

According to the NBC website, the Harts will be represented by patriarch Stu, mother Helen, siblings Bret and Owen, and brother-in-law Davey Boy Smith, while the Von Erichs will have father Fritz alongside brothers Kerry, Kevin, Mike and David.

"This will be a tremendous opportunity for fans to see which family will reign supreme," Feud host Al Roker told World Wrestling Insanity News. "Because I haven't watched wrestling for the last 25 years and am oblivious to anything that may have happened since then."

Inside sources suggest that the categories, based on 100 people that were surveyed earlier, will include "Ways your employer might screw you" and "Common choices for a drug overdose".

And Bret Hart is expected to walk out halfway through the taping, because Roker "doesn't know anything about hosting a game show."

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Did You Know???

Fun Facts About Wrestling

Can you tell the difference?

Did you know... that besides being tag team partners, Ron and Don Harris are actually BROTHERS in real life?

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John Cena Sr. Booed Out Of Supermarket

You want some creamed corn? COME GET SOME!

(West Newbury, MA) - The father of World Wrestling Entertainment superstar John Cena was booed out of the local Save-Pro Supermarket today.

John Cena Sr. claims he didn't do anything different than he normally does during his weekly visits to the Save-Pro, other than saluting other shoppers when he walked in, and modifying the basket in his grocery cart so it would spin on demand. Yet he was greeted by nothing but negativity throughout the store.

One shopper in aisle six (canned pasta) held up a sign proclaiming "If Cena Sr. Uses Coupons, We Riot", another patron near the deli counter flipped off the elder Cena as he walked by.

"It doesn't matter to me," shrugged Cena Sr. as he headed out to the checkout aisle (eight items or less, though he clearly had ten). "These people pay their money just like any other shoppers, and they're allowed to cheer and boo for whoever they want.

"I just really wish they hadn't thrown those free samples of tuna salad at me. That was really uncalled for."

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Aaron Wood Couldn't Beat Me With Both Hands Tied Behind My Back, Bulldog Says

Yeah, that's right - you BETTER wave and smile....

(Edinburgh, Scotland) - Aaron Wood, a fellow writer at World Wrestling Insanity.com, couldn't beat me with both hands tied behind my back.

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A misting a day keeps the doctor away.

(The Land Of The Rising Sun) - Ever wonder why professional wrestlers such as Tajiri, The Great Muta and, uh... Kwang tend to live such long, healthy lives?

Research scientists have determined that a chemical in green mist contains several anti-inflammatory and anti-cancer properties. While spitting out large quantities of the substance can lead to temporarily blinding or paralysis of opponents, spewing the mist in moderation generally doesn't have negative health effects for the spew-ee.

"Mist very healthy for you, boy-san," Professor Fuji from the Center for Foreign Objects Research concluded. "BANZAI!"

Similar studies are now being conducted on the potential health benefits of ceremonial salt.

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Obscure Wrestling-Related Reference Of The Week

CM Punk really DOES represent the common man.

ClubWWI.com member and Worldwrestlinginsanity.com reader Ricky Ehischol writes: "The other day I deposited the birthday money my Nana gave me at my local Washington Mutual branch, so I had 'money in the bank' just like CM Punk did at WrestleMania 24. Except he probably didn't have to fill out a deposit slip."

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THE ORIGINAL Canadian Bulldog is a borderline journalist who writes weekly for World Wrestling Insanity and has published his own book of nutty e-mails to wrestlers.