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World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News: Punk, Cena, Hart, Tajiri and MORE!!!

By Canadian Bulldog
Jul 15, 2008 - 12:04 PM


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Celebrity Family Feud to Host 'Wrestling' Episode

Hart, Von Erich Families To Face Off

Things kind of fell apart after the initial showdown.

(Hollywood, CA) - After decades of letting fans speculate on who the more powerful wrestling family is, Calgary's Hart family is scheduled to duke it out with Texas's Von Erich clan on a very special edition of NBC's "Celebrity Family Feud".

According to the NBC website, the Harts will be represented by patriarch Stu, mother Helen, siblings Bret and Owen, and brother-in-law Davey Boy Smith, while the Von Erichs will have father Fritz alongside brothers Kerry, Kevin, Mike and David.

"This will be a tremendous opportunity for fans to see which family will reign supreme," Feud host Al Roker told World Wrestling Insanity News. "Because I haven't watched wrestling for the last 25 years and am oblivious to anything that may have happened since then."

Inside sources suggest that the categories, based on 100 people that were surveyed earlier, will include "Ways your employer might screw you" and "Common choices for a drug overdose".

And Bret Hart is expected to walk out halfway through the taping, because Roker "doesn't know anything about hosting a game show."

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Did You Know???

Fun Facts About Wrestling

Can you tell the difference?

Did you know... that besides being tag team partners, Ron and Don Harris are actually BROTHERS in real life?

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John Cena Sr. Booed Out Of Supermarket

You want some creamed corn? COME GET SOME!

(West Newbury, MA) - The father of World Wrestling Entertainment superstar John Cena was booed out of the local Save-Pro Supermarket today.

John Cena Sr. claims he didn't do anything different than he normally does during his weekly visits to the Save-Pro, other than saluting other shoppers when he walked in, and modifying the basket in his grocery cart so it would spin on demand. Yet he was greeted by nothing but negativity throughout the store.

One shopper in aisle six (canned pasta) held up a sign proclaiming "If Cena Sr. Uses Coupons, We Riot", another patron near the deli counter flipped off the elder Cena as he walked by.

"It doesn't matter to me," shrugged Cena Sr. as he headed out to the checkout aisle (eight items or less, though he clearly had ten). "These people pay their money just like any other shoppers, and they're allowed to cheer and boo for whoever they want.

"I just really wish they hadn't thrown those free samples of tuna salad at me. That was really uncalled for."

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Aaron Wood Couldn't Beat Me With Both Hands Tied Behind My Back, Bulldog Says

Yeah, that's right - you BETTER wave and smile....

(Edinburgh, Scotland) - Aaron Wood, a fellow writer at World Wrestling Insanity.com, couldn't beat me with both hands tied behind my back.

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New Study Suggests Health Benefits Of Green Mist 

Not Just For Spewing In Faces Any More

A misting a day keeps the doctor away.

(The Land Of The Rising Sun) - Ever wonder why professional wrestlers such as Tajiri, The Great Muta and, uh... Kwang tend to live such long, healthy lives?

Research scientists have determined that a chemical in green mist contains several anti-inflammatory and anti-cancer properties. While spitting out large quantities of the substance can lead to temporarily blinding or paralysis of opponents, spewing the mist in moderation generally doesn't have negative health effects for the spew-ee.

"Mist very healthy for you, boy-san," Professor Fuji from the Center for Foreign Objects Research concluded. "BANZAI!"

Similar studies are now being conducted on the potential health benefits of ceremonial salt.

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Obscure Wrestling-Related Reference Of The Week

CM Punk really DOES represent the common man.

ClubWWI.com member and Worldwrestlinginsanity.com reader Ricky Ehischol writes: "The other day I deposited the birthday money my Nana gave me at my local Washington Mutual branch, so I had 'money in the bank' just like CM Punk did at WrestleMania 24. Except he probably didn't have to fill out a deposit slip."

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THE ORIGINAL Canadian Bulldog is a borderline journalist who writes weekly for World Wrestling Insanity and has published his own book of nutty e-mails to wrestlers.


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Alphabetical Listing of Guests You Can Hear on...

A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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