From right to left: Triple H, Rey Mysterio, Umaga and Big Show.

TNA iMPACT Breaks 1.0 Barrier

Higher Rating A "Sign Of Things To Come"

They're shocked, too.

(Orlando, FL) - Total Nonstop Action Wrestling finally "crossed the line" and garnered a rating higher than 1.0 for its weekly "TNA iMPACT" program.

According to Nielsen ratings, the two-hour TNA broadcast scored a rating of 1.00001. That means an additional seven and a half homes watched the show as compared to the previous week.

"This is surely a sign of things to come," exclaimed TNA President Dixie Carter. "It's only a matter of time before we surpass that Jumbo Juicer infomercial they show on channel 134."

It is believed internally that viewership was increased largely because of a rare segment featuring Kurt Angle and his wife Karen.

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Fun Facts About Professional Wrestling

Trading places?

(Memphis, TN) - Tag team legend Ricky Morton is fed up.

For over 20 years, the Rock 'n' Roll Express member has been double-teamed by heels for long stretches at a time, selling the beat-down while partner Robert Gibson stands on the ring apron, refreshed and ready to rock.

While this strategy worked well during the Express's first 37, 690 matches, Morton says that's all about to change.

"Damnit, why do I always have to be the one to play Ricky Morton?" Morton said following a victory in front of 26 fans here against the previously unranked team of Club WWI alumnae Shawn Stasiak and Tugboat. "From now on, I'm going to start playing Robert Gibson instead."

The 67 year-old Morton said that, instead of being the face-in-peril, he's now going to feign wanting to tag Gibson, and then eventually come in like a house of fire en route to another R 'n' R victory.

When reached for comment by World Wrestling Insanity News, Gibson said something in sign language, and then fell asleep.

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Aaron Wood Adds Absolutely Nothing To This Website, Bulldog Says

NOTHING!!!

(Edinburgh, Scotland) - Aaron Wood, a fellow writer at World Wrestling Insanity.com, adds absolutely nothing to this website.

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Vickie Guerrero Pregnant?

"Vedge" Mum On Baby Rumors

The power couple.

(New York, NY) - Wrestling power couple Vickie Guerrero and Edge are keeping mum on whether the Friday Night SmackDown General Manager has a bun in the oven.

A recent issue of World Wrestling Insanity News showed Vickie getting into a car after a shopping spree at WWE Shop Zone, and she seemed to be sporting a "baby bump". In addition, she appeared to have a D-Generation X "Suck It!" bib in her bag, although that could have certainly been intended for Zack Ryder or Curt Hawkins.

Both halves of the couple known as Vedge declined to comment on rumors, through their respective spokespeople.

"They're just really happy right now," said a Guerrero who asked not to be named (Chavo). "Right now, they're enjoying each other's company and taking things one day at a time."

Vedge was later seen together at a local nightspot (The World, if that's still around) canoodling and talking to each other in a cozy booth.

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