(Riverdale, USA) - Monday Night Raw is about to get Juggie with it.

World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News has learned that the next guest host of World Wrestling Entertainment's flagship television program will be none other than Jughead Jones of Archie Comics fame.

"Jughead is a natural choice to host our show," WWE Chairman Vince McMahon told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News in bed the other night. "Quite frankly, I look forward to seeing how he'll conduct himself in an environment that's quite different than Pop Tate's Chock'lit Shoppe."

Jughead is expected to wield his power to arrange a one-on-one match between Big Moose and former ECW World Champion Mark Henry. In addition, Jughead's estranged girlfriend Big Ethel has been barred from the building.

Below are some scenes from the upcoming program, which have somehow been converted into comic book format...