(Mahwah, NJ) - A New Jersey couple have discovered the smile last seen on World Wrestling Entertainment superstar Shawn Michaels in February 1997.

"It's been sitting in a suitcase all this time!" Martha Henrickson told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News in an exclusive interview. "You see, my husband and I, we don't travel all that much. We'd just come back from a trip to California -- it was lovely, but everything is so expensive -- and we didn't think there was too much of anything in this luggage, so we left it in the attic."

Henrickson then explained, after like 20 minutes of Breaking News telling her to get to the f*cking point, that her husband Ernie must have switched suitcases at Newark airport and accidentally taken the one belonging to Michaels.

"Ernie came up here a few weeks ago to look for a frame that my Aunt Lucy gave us for Christmas one year," Henrickson said. "She was such a lovely woman....

"... And when he opened the suitcase, we found Shawn Michaels's smile," she said (eventually). "You can imagine our surprise!"

The Henricksons have offered to ship Michaels back his smile via Federal Express (provided The Heartbreak Kid supplies them with his account number), but Michaels said he'll pick up the luggage the next time he is in the Mahwah area.

"And not just his smile -- which is quite lovely; there's lots of other stuff in here," Henrickson volunteered. "I saw a pair of mirrored chaps, hair mousse, body glitter, cocaine..."

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(The Land Of Care-A-Lot) - It's a Care Bear Countdown to SummerSlam, as The Care Bears are coming out of retirement to face World Wrestling Entertainment superstar John Cena at WWE's signature event.

"I really care about one thing," Funshine Bear told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News. "Kicking John Cena's ass at SummerSlam!"

Cena said he respects his saccahrine-sweet opponents, but nonetheless will find a way to make them tap out during their clash at Los Angeles's Staples Center.