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World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News: Skinner, Tiger Ali Singh, Scott Norton and MORE!!!

By Canadian Bulldog
Dec 15, 2009 - 11:08 AM


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Tiger Ali Singh Admits To "Transgressions" Following Car Accident

(Bombay, India) - A teary-eyed Tiger Ali Singh admitted that he let his family down because of certain "transgressions" he committed prior to suffering a car crash last week outside his suburban Bombay home.

"I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves," Singh said at a press conference that had the old WWF block logo in the background for some reason.

According to tabloid reports, Singh has allegedly been linked to former wrestling divas including Barbara Bush (B.B.)Velvet McIntyre and Rockin' Robin. None of the allegations have been proven, although we're pretty sure McIntyre is like 60 now.

"Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means," the former Kuwaiti Cup winner said.  "For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives."

Lo-Down members D-Lo Brown and Chaz declined requests from World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News to comment.

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Oh, You Didn't Know....?

Fun Facts About Professional Wrestling

Oh, you didn't know.... that before his days as "Special Delivery", S.D. Jones also wrestled under the names "Overnight Express Delivery" Jones and "Priority Mail" Jones?

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Dr. Andrews Flown In To See John Cena

 

 

Doctor Seeks Second Opinion On Punching Ability

(West Newbury, MA) - Sports physician Dr. James Andrews was flown in to West Newbury to consult with noted professional wrestler John Cena to improve his ability in throwing realistic-looking punches.

"I'd spoken to wrestlers locally, but thought it best to seek a second opinion," Dr. Andrews told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News.

Cena evaluated Dr. Andrews at his facility here and explained that, while he's still throwing the occasional potato, the doctor should be able to punch again within six to eight months.

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Where Are They Now?

Catching Up With Some Of Your Favorites...

Scott "Flash" Norton: The former arm-wrestling champion and nWo member is currently in his living room.

The Berserker: Mr. Fuji's favorite viking is now a top-ranked pastry chef in Paris.

Candice Michelle: The Playboy Playmate and ex-WWE Women's Champion is doing her Christmas shopping this afternoon before stopping off at Starbucks at Exit 77 for her usual non-fat mocha-latte with a pinch of cinnamon. I mean... I guess. Seriously, how the hell would I know? It's not like I stalk her 24/7 or anything (thank you, restraining order).

Jamison: The regular Prime Time Wrestling audience member and occasional Bushwhackers manager is a successful investment banker at JPMorgan Chase in New York.

Uncle Elmer: Last we checked, the loveable former WWF hillbilly was still dead.

Los Boricuas: Each member is doing their own separate thing these days.

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Skinner Has Some Property In The Everglades He'd Like To Sell You

(The Everglades) - If you believed that, then former World Wrestling Federation competitor Skinner has some property in The Everglades he'd like to sell you.

"It's a hell of deal," said Skinner, in between spitting wads of tobacco onto the ground.

It wasn't clear to World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News whether Skinner was selling a condominium in the area, or perhaps a patch of wild-growing, swamp-infested grass where he sometimes used to pop up and say "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

The property was displayed in the Multiple Listings Service this morning, along with some beachfront property in Nebraska and the Brooklyn bridge.

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WWI Obscure Wrestling-Related Reference Of The Week

World Wrestling Insanity reader and Club WWI.com subscriber Felidia Featherbottom writes: "I saw on the news the other how some deranged parent had choked their child to death by leaving a sock in their throat. It reminded me of Mick Foley's finishing move."

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Canadian Bulldog is a borderline journalist who writes weekly for World Wrestling Insanity and has published his own book of nutty prank e-mails to wrestlers. He can be reached at canadian.bulldog@gmail.com or followed at http://twitter.com/canadianbulldog.

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A

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Skandar Akbar
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Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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