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World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News: USA OK After All, Frenchy Martin Concedes
By Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News
Aug 27, 2010 - 1:40 PM

Above: since ditching the old sign, Frenchy has come up with a new, better sign.

(Montreal, Quebec) - For many years, Frenchy Martin believed that the U.S.A. was "not ok".

He said as much in event center interviews with the likes of Mean Gene Okerlund, Billy Red Lyons and Killer Ken Resnick. He carried a large yellow sign advertising the credo whenever accompanying his charge Dino Bravo. He was arrested twice on terrorism-related charges because of it.

And now -- almost 25 years later -- the monocle-wearing manager changed his mind.

The U.S.A., Martin claims, actually is ok.

"Je n'a pas sans aucun doute d'idée que vous parlez de," Martin told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News in an exclusive interview. Although we don't speak French, so we have no fricking clue what he's on about. "Vous devriez devoir souhaiter que tous les tapis eus au sous-sol de l'autobus!"

Martin didn't elaborate on the about-face (at least in English), although it may have had something to do with him sitting on the ground holding out his beret, begging passersby for spare change.

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