(Stamford, CT) - For almost a century, wrestling purists have been waiting to see a definitive collection for the premier grapplers of the 1920's.

Next Tuesday, their prayers will be answered. Of course, most of them would be dead by now. But still.

World Wrestling Entertainment is releasing a three DVD set called Greatest Superstars of the 20's that will feature the greats of that decade, including Jim Londos, Joe Stecher, George Hackenschmidt, Stanislaus Zbyszko and Ric Flair.

In addition to historical experts such as Jim Ross, Christian and The Miz explaining what made the superstars so great, fans will also be treated to four exciting bonus matches, three of which go past the eight-hour mark (the other one was a squash match). About 80 percent of each match features some sort of headlock.

Because the matches have no original soundtrack, the commentary of Josh Matthews and Matt Striker will be dubbed in.

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Shop TNA Item Of The Week

Wondering what the boss is drinking?

At the very least, you can find out what the boss is drinking from with these brand new Dixie Cups. Sure, they were made famous by someone else, but so is most of our crap! Drink the company Kool-Aid in these sturdy cups, which only come in white and pink for some reason. $3 or best offer.

Canadian Bulldog And Stacy Keibler An Item???

Photo credit: (cc) Kenneth Yeung - www.snapfoc.us

(Toronto, Ontario) - In a word - no.

That said, wrestling's most popular humor columnist and the former sixteen-time WWF Hardcore Champion did have the opportunity to party together last week at the Virgin America launch party in Toronto.

So long as, by "party together" you mean "were in the same general vicinity." But still -- Stacy Motherf*cking Keibler!

Although we arrived, left and conversed with people completely separately, there was definitely some sexual tension in the air (mostly on my end).

If I'd had to opportunity to get within 10 feet of her (thank you, restraining order!), here are the pick-up lines I may have used on the lovely Ms. Keibler:

• So.... have you dated much since Test died?
• Yeah, that's right, baby. I have my own Club WWI.com audio show.
• Can you give me directions.... to your heart?
• Our power couple name? CaStacyian Bullbler!
• Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
• So what the hell was up with the whole Shawn Stasiak/baby carriage thing?
• Just because I'm an internet wrestling columnist, it doesn't mean I live in my parent's basement. That's due to a completely different set of circumstances.
• Yes, that is a Slammy Award in my pocket. And I'm happy to see you.
• Insert your own "TESTicle" joke here.
• Come here often? Oh, I guess probably not, given that we're in f*cking Canada.
• Why yes, I do know James Guttman personally.
• You any relation to those elves that make cookies?
• I may not be much, but I'm still WAY better than David Flair.
• Canadian Bulldog here - don't pretend like you don't know who I am!!!

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"Where's Cena?"

Known Wrestlers, Fans Fail To Appear At Indy Show

WrestleMania it ain't.

(Harrisburg, PA) - Randy Bell wants his $7.50 back.

That's the amount the Harrisburg native dropped recently when he showed up at the Rexburg Community Center and Flea Market to take in an afternoon of the North Eastern Wrestling Federation (NWF).

"What the f*ck is this crap?" complained Bell, who sat through two-and-a-half-hours of NEWF action without recognizing a single competitor from television shows such as Monday Night Raw, TNA Impact and WWE Superstars.

"I kept hearing stuff about how (WWE competitor) John Cena doesn't like to disappoint his fans," Bell told World Wrestling Insanity Breaking News. "But I suppose he's too famous now to bother making the trip here!"

Bell wasn't alone. Well, he was almost alone, judging by the fact that the flea market card reported a paid audience of 14.

"I'll bet Vince McMahon isn't even backstage!" fumed Bell, complaining that the show was filled with "nobodies, like Bryan Danielsmith or something, and some guy named Saboo."

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"Enough is enough, and it's time for a change!"

Martha Hart Sues TNA For Sucking So Bad

Martha's press conference decrying the vile promotion.

(Calgary... Alberta.... Canada) - Former WWE Divas Champion Martha Hart is suing Total Nonstop Action wrestling because it has been sucking so bad lately.

"Despite my wishes, TNA has continued to suck in videos, websites, television progamming and print materials," Hart said during a press conference. "The lawsuit seeks an order prohibiting TNA from further unauthorized suckage."

Strangely, Hart's lawsuit did not make any mention of WWI Superstar Aaron Wood.

Lawyers for TNA insist that they have the legal right to suck as many different kinds of ass as they choose, and Hart can't do a thing about it. 

"This lawsuit is without merit," said TNA lawyer Divvy McJarrett. "No one else has the right to tell us how badly we can suck. We are free to do what we want with our total suckitude, when we want to do it."

McJarrett, the legal team's self-professed "Chosen One", added that the suit is nothing more than a "personal attack" against TNA owner Dixie Carter, though he's not sure how.

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WWI Obscure Wrestling-Related Reference Of The Week

Excuse me!

World Wrestling Insanity reader and ClubWWI.com subscriber Billy VanDerPhloogh writes: "It turns out that my mom started sleeping with two different guys after my dad died. It reminds me of when Vickie Guerrero was torn between Edge and The Big Show."

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