Breaking News: The Boogeyman Joins Cast of “The Office”

By Canadian Bulldog, World Wrestling Insanity News

(Scranton, PA) - Life at the Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company is about to get a whole lot freakier.

World Wrestling Entertainment semi-star The Boogeyman has agreed to join the cast of the hit comedy program The Office next season, marking the first time anyone from WWE has been involved with a successful NBC show in decades.

According to the storylines, the man from The Bottomless Pit will be brought in as a replacement for the character of Ryan Howard, who has moved from the Scranton branch to corporate head office.

With his less than businesslike attire and mannerisms, Boogeyman instantly draws the ire of assistant (to the) regional manager Dwight K. Schrute.

“Do I enjoy eating worms?” Schrute answers to the camera in a cutaway scene behind closed doors. “Irrelevant. What matters here is that when The Boogeyman drops them into other people’s mouths, it’s disgusting, unhygienic and in violation of several company bylaws.”

By mid-season, Boogeyman is also said to get in the middle of a budding romance between main characters Pam Beesley and Jim Halpert.

“Apparently, Pam is interested in The Boogeyman” shrugs Halpert in another cutaway scene. “I don’t see why she’d really be into a guy who smashes clocks over his head, but hey... whatever. Good for her, I guess.”

The biggest character Boogeyman makes an impact on, however, is regional manager Michael Scott, who complains that his newest employee’s antics are funnier than his.

“A boss... has to be the strangest person in his own office,” Scott reportedly says. “And yet... when I walk around like here I’m having a seizure, no one here finds that ‘freaky’. No one seems to care that I’m wearing this heart necklace around my neck, which I scored at WWE Shopzone for only $9. And when I bring in a midget that looks exactly like me? They’ve already seen it.”

“I know just how to fix it, though,” Scott decides. “Maybe he’ll think differently about scaring my staff after tonight, in this very office, when he has to face... The Great Khali!”

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