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This weekend, Total Nonstop Action wrestling presents its pay-per-view event Hardcore Justice (otherwise known as TNA One Night Sham). Will the PPV be worth your hard-earned money? Well..... no. Did you not see the acronym "TNA" in my previous sentence???
But before you make any final purchasing decisions, why not check out the following list of twenty Hardcore Justice spoilers provided to me by
Jeremy Borash an anonymous source:
1. A disclaimer rolls at the beginning suggesting that, because of certain trademarks owned by World Wrestling Entertainment, the following event is "Barely Legal". 2. Shane Douglas grabs the TNA Global Championship and throws it in the trash. Not for storyline purposes; just because. 3. The event focuses on ECW Originals such as The Sandman, Sabu, Stevie Richards, Rhino, Justin Credible and Eric Young. 4. James Storm and Robert Roode are booked as wacky, mismatched tag team partners who hate each other.
5. Velvet Sky is revealed to be carrying Tommy Dreamer's lovechild. 6. The planned Public Enemy reunion doesn't occur for some reason. 7. Mike Tenay screams "OH.... MY.... GOSH!" every time there's a highspot. 8. 911 chokeslams Dixie Carter.
9.
Dreamer battles Raven's fatter, unemployed, balding uncle. Oh, no wait - it's actually Raven.
10. Due to copyright violations, The Blue Meanie is forced to change his name to The Purple Jerk.
11. Show ends with Jeff Jarrett tied to a homemade crucifix. 12. Several advertisements air for WWE's The Rise and Fall of ECW DVD.
13. Scott Hall makes his return, jumping into the ring and threatening to "whip out his johnson" and piss on the audience. Unfortunately, this isn't part of the script. 14. Foreshadowing begins for next month's WCW reunion show. 15. Terry Funk versus Taz - Ultimate X match. 16. ECW'ers finally get their chance to fight back against those network bastards at TNN. Oh, wait....
17. Instead of New Jack cutting open an untrained rookie.... Orlando Jordan makes out with an underaged teen. 18. Rob Van Dam re-does the whole "wrestling's hottest free agent" gimmick he did in the late-90's..... and ends up on Monday Night Raw the following night. 19. Mick Foley and Brother Ray create a hole in the ring during their match. Not so much as a tribute to the iconic Taz-Bam Bam Bigelow spot, but more because they're both so damn heavy.
20. The debut of Hulk Heyman, brother!
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