If you stupid marks haven't heard the good news yet, WWE Diva Kharma has a bun in her restaurant-sized oven. Congratulations, or as my people like to say: "Mazel Tov, Preggo!" (okay, the preggo part was kind of ad-libbed)
Instead of getting one of the traditional gifts people bring to baby showers (especially considering I'm probably not invited), I decided to conjure up some photos of what her Little Kong is going to look like when he or she gets a bit older.
And of course... because I'm joking on an Internet wrestling site, not only are we assuming the child is illegimate, but that it also belongs to some random wrestler.
Here we go!
Whatcha gonna do, when the Awesomemortal Hulkharma runs wild on YOU, brother? Or possibly sister...
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May I have your attention please? And I quote.... this is Michael Kong.
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Kharmeddy Long. Holla!
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King Kong Awesome Kong isn't sure whether she wants a five-count, or nine months.
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Hustle, loyalty and a really f*cked up set of genetics, that's gotta be John Kharmena.
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Quite frankly, this is Mr(s). McKong
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This one is-a, how you say, Santino Kharmella.
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This fella is Kharmeus.
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Like anyone didn't see THIS swerve coming: Vince Kharmusso!
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Barack Kharbama -- well, I guess he's techically tied to wrestling these days.
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