Phil Mysterio

• Unemployed, non-Latino cousin of former World Champion Rey Mysterio.
• Hasn't left his feet since high school.
• Finishing move is known as the 419 (the area code for his home town in Toledo).

Haz, Daz and Laz

• The mischievous triplet nephews of former ECW World Champion Taz.
• Used to participate in Junior Woodchuck meetings from a bingo hall in Philadelphia.
• Hail from the infamous Red Hook section of Duckburg.

L'il Fuji

• Grandson of WWE Hall of Famer Mr. Fuji.
• One of the most devious (yet adorable!) toddlers around.
• Likes to throw ceremonial saltines at his babysitter.

Afryka

• Illegitimate daughter of Joanie "Chyna" Laurer.
• Don't treat her like a woman. Don't treat her like a man. Don't treat like you know her. Just treat her for who and what she is.
• I don't care what anyone says: she's still more do-able than mom.

Barry Zhukov

• Son of former jobber-to-the-stars Boris Zhukov.
• Looks suspiciously like frequent Complete and Utter Bulldog guest Mad Tony.
• Hates "lousy, no-good, lazy Americans", despite being born in Baltimore.

Samoa Jeff

• Half-brother  of former TNA World Champion Samoa Joe.
• While not exactly a "Samoan Submission Machine", he's a pretty good dancer.
• Fans pack up laughing after reciting popular chant: "Jeff's gonna kill you!"

Jason Young-Henry

• The bastard lovechild of "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry and WWE Hall of Famer Mae Young.
• Although, personally, I think their kid would look something like this:

Jill Goldberg

• The bitter ex-wife of former WCW and WWE World Champion Bill Goldberg.
• His catchphrase: "Who's next?". Her catchphrase: "Who wants an appletini?"
• Is 183-0 at the mall.

Master McMahon

• The grandchild of Vince and Linda McMahon, and son of Shane and Stephanie McMahon (yeah, I know. Weird, huh?)
• Instituted the Master McMahon Kiss My Diaper Club.
• Like gramps, he's often cranky, immature, and walks around like he needs to be changed.