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Dan Crocker on... Starting False Political Rumors, Big Daddy Loses His Cool, Snoop Dogg's Gout Medicine, TNA Losing a T, and More

By Dan Crocker
Oct 22, 2009 - 11:24 AM


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I'm trying to quit smoking again. This is about the millionth time I've tried, but it's tough. This is day six and I'm a little bit of a gripe ass, you know? Not as much as a gripe ass as everyone at TNA seems to be recently. From what Karen tells me, Joe, A.J, and Nash have all been pissed off at TNA booking and/or management recently. Yeah, Kevin Nash pissed off over bad booking is like Hitler being pissed off because someone is being too mean to Jewish people. Okay, it's not just like that, but you get the analogy I hope. Though, it wasn't really the booking Nash was pissed about. It was because Chris Sabin had been knocked out during a match, got covered for the pin, wasn't scheduled to lose at that point, and the ref stopped the count even though Sabin was unconscious. That is pretty fucked up. Someone needs to stop that match.

So Nigel McGuinness is going to TNA instead of WWE. I have no idea who he is other than he makes a fine beer.

Allow me to take just a quick break from wrestling here and talk about something else. We're friends, right, we can do that. I mean not everything is about wrestling. Sometimes it's about the Saints killing, I mean freakin' killing, the Giants. In your face Giants lovers.

Good match between Christian and Jericho on ECW this week. That's all. No joke or anything. Seriously, there was a good match! I guess CENA/HHH wasn't bad either. I like it when there's wrestling on a wrestling program.

Chris Dodd and Linda McMahon are lovers. Spread that around. I can't be sued for this because I know for a fact it's true. Tell everyone. Post it on your facebook and tweets and whatever else you young folks do. The truth must be known.

 I tagged that ass.

I had food poisoning, or alcohol poisoning, doesn't really matter which, over the weekend. I was hugging the toilet for two and a half days. I like to look on the bright side of things though, as most of you know, so I just consider it a nice kick off to a diet. It could be worse anyway. I could be poor Jim Ross. No jokes there, either. Get well soon, Jim.

Booker T is leaving TNA. I've always been a fan of Booker. He's always been pretty solid and dependable. From the Harlem Heat to TNA, he's usually played his role well. He'll probably show back up in WWE where we can only hope he's used well. The irony of Booker's career? He's not a booker.

And finally, Snoop Dog.

 I too tagged that Linda McMahon's ass.

I thought we had a pretty good week on RAW. I knew there would be some pot jokes though, and there was one. Now, if Linda McMahon wants to advocate for the legal use of weed, like the Mondays' RAW seemed to, then she has my endorsement. Not that I would ever do anything illegal. Not even Jaywalk. But it might help my gout. Medically speaking of course.

In any event, some good booking and wrestling on RAW this week. I'm still not that interested in Bragging Rights though. That's just too many damn people for one tag match. Plus, I'm dead broke. I'm living on a candy bar a day.

Anyone around Boston in early November can come see me read here. http://www.direreader.com/


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A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Ole Anderson
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

Nunzio

O

One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Sim "Deuce" Snuka
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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