I'm back after exhausting, but fun, trip to Boston and New York to give some readings. I made it back late Monday, but managed to stay awake long enough to catch RAW. We got to see Undertaker's “O” face during the close. That's always nice. Of course these days he has to take Viagra before it happens.

I just shit my drawers.

What the hell? I leave town for a week and the next thing I know Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan are coming to TNA? What is Russo going to do? Who's going to worry about Russo! What about Raven?

I still don't think that bringing old wrestlers to TNA is what it needs. It didn't work with Foley. It didn't work with Angle (and he can still wrestle). It didn't even work with Bobby Lashley. Bobby freakin' Lashley for God's sake! Hogan might be different. I don't know. He does carry a name recognition that is probably unmatched by any other wrestler. Let's just hope we don't see a return of the “NWO.”

There's so much going on with TNA right now that I might actually watch it.

Linda McMahon is officially no longer a part of WWE. She's spent over three million dollars on her campaign. The only people who knows she's even running for office are the people who read my column.

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So Hogan is going to be a booker at TNA? I guess that makes sense, since they just got rid of Booker T. That joke works, folks. Really though, I just have a lot of mixed feelings about this and since I've been gone I'm not really in the know about exactly what is going on. Apparently, according to my sources, Russo and Hogan are going to try to work together.

Interesting side note, the guy who I did the poetry readings with last week, Nathan Graziano, went to school with Chuck Palumbo. Maybe I can get an interview.

So, they finally got Chavo out of the Hornswoggle feud and have him get knocked out by a very overweight Ricky Hatton. In fact, I didn't know if that was Ricky Hatton at first or David Flair. The man has had one too many pints. That's like throwing me into the ring to box with Abs Orton.