I think I'm going to break down and buy Wrestlemania this year. Surprising?   I write for column for a wrestling site. You'd think I get all of the PPVs.   The truth is, I don't. I used to. However, I've felt cheated one too many times, so I only get then when the build up has been above average, and for 'Mania I feel like it has. It's not been perfect, but it's been better than anything in awhile. Some of the Vince and Bret stuff is pretty predictable. Cena and Batista will be a couple of big piles of meat rubbing up against each other. But, HBK and 'Taker has me interested. I wonder how good of a match they can pull off, but it doesn't matter at this point because they have me interested in the actual story line.   It could be that, despite their protests, WWE is kicking it up a notch because of TNA. Personally, I think it's going to be a good show this year because of Chris “fucking” Jericho.

Linda McMahon's primary rival in their Senate race is Richard Simmons. He's questioning her about what the hell is going on with WWE and people dying. While, I see his point, I do wonder what it has to do with politics (other than wrestling should probably be better regulated). Is he afraid people in Washington will suddenly start dropping dead of 'roid induced heart attacks?   Would that be such a bad thing. Finally, where did he get these crazy shorts?

Wait...wait....

And there we have it.

Next has an “E” in it. Jesus.

I was feeling really hungover this morning. But once I put on my very own “Hulk Hogan Hall of Fame Ring” I felt fine. I jumped out of bed and went straight for a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.

Who exactly are the Nasty Boys being Nasty with?   And do they sell this over the internet. If so, do they get out of breath as badly as they do when wrestling. I'd buy that, and watch it, rather than have to sit through another of their matches. Sure, I'm an asshole, but you're all thinking it.   They weren't that entertaining fifty years ago.   They may be nice people Maybe great husbands and fathers who go to church every week and donate a lot of money to charity. Fine. Just keep them out of the ring. I liked it better, but not by much, when they just snuck around drinking beer. At least I can relate to that.

Oh Flair and Hogan, you silly old timers. Really, you're booking yourselves in the main event of TNA's move to a regular Monday night slot?   Just let A.J do most of the work, okay? And please, no one go old school and pull down Flair's Depends. Flair is my favorite wrestler of all time, and I love to see him on television, but I'm just not sure this is the right move. It's not making TNA seem fresh. In fact, it's making it smell like an old lady's purse, or a nursing home.

A few of the Divas are coming over later for a pillow fight. I'll let you know how it goes. I'm just sort of hoping that Elton John decides not to show up this time. Love his music, but he looks doughy in a nightie. That's it. That's all. Good night.