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Dan Crocker on... The Samoan Brawler, Smoke-Free Hallucinations, WWEs Debut of The Mighty Volcano, TNA Rankings, Knockouts Knocked Out, and More

By Dan Crocker Apr 22, 2010 - 11:28 AM

TNA had a pretty damn good show Monday and the ratings . . . sort of prove it. It's better than a .6 for sure. People can complain all they want that TNA shouldn't have given this away on free TV.   I'll never understand that logic.   When I was a kid, everything was given away on free TV. We didn't have PPVs. We watched everything on a magic glowing box. Then if we wanted to watch it again, we had to reenact it in the front yard using rocks and sticks. I wouldn't mind seeing TNA get rid of about six PPVS a year. The rest of the time, hype a few really big TV shows, sell some advertising, and build an audience.   Then again, maybe not. I'm not much of a business man. I can't even afford to get the windows in my car fixed so that they'll roll up.

 

I guess I'm also pretty happy with the RVD win.   I'm a huge Styles fan, and I think he makes a good heel champion, but this is probably the smart move.   It may have been a bit too risky to go with Hardy. People know and respect RVD. He can certainly wrestle. I think an RVD/Joe feud would be incredible. Their styles seem like they would work well together.   You'd have the high flyer against the brawler. Not the Brooklyn brawler. The Samoan one.

 

I've started taking Chantix to help me stop smoking. I haven't had a ciggy in three days now.   Also, there are no real side effects to report.   A few minor hallucinations, some anal leakage, coughed up a little blood.   I recommend this stuff to everyone--smoker or not.*

 

Angelina Love has apparently suffered an injury.

 

 

Not breaking news. I just wanted to show the picture.

 

Speaking of injuries, I played tennis with my daughter this past weekend. My knees are killing me. I pulled a muscle in my leg. My back feels like someone took a sledgehammer to it. But, they now call me the Comet.

 

Hogan says he's learning to keep his ego out of wrestling.   Now if he could just keep it out of my morning cereal.

 

I'm not even sure what happened over at WWE this week.   Something to do with a volcano.   Is that a new wrestler?   Is that who they brought in to counter TNA's freak guy?   Who the hell is that freak guy anyway. I can never remember his name.   The Chantix, however, has nothing to do with that. I blame that on years of heavy drinking.

 

Speaking of TNA, one of my sources leaked the new ranking system to me this week.   There was only one real surprise on it.   Have a look and maybe you can figure it out.

 

Champion:   Rob Van Dam

                       

1.   A.J. Styles

2.   Jeff Hardy

3.   Hulk Hogan

4.   Dan “The Comet” Crocker

5.   Hulk Hogan

 

 

It looks like Daffney has also been hurt. It's been a rough week for the knockouts. Her injury sounds pretty scary, but apparently she's doing fine now.  

 

 

Yep, just wanted to show the picture again.

 

Notice in that picture of Daffney that she's wearing the same thing on her boobs that Scott Steiner used to wear on his head.

 

Okay, that's it for me this week. Now I have to get to work.  

 

*This article was brought to you by Chantix.   Chantix: So a few people offed themselves on our drug? Smoking bad.


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