10.   General Motors.

9.   Stone Cold Steve Austin. I have my doubts about this one as Stone Cold is obviously who WWE wants us to think is going to be the next GM. As soon as the computer beeped and what's his name read "that's the bottom line," I was pretty sure it wasn't going to be Austin. I could be wrong, but I hope I'm not. I really don't want to see a toned down Austin on RAW.

8. Lebron James. This is a long shot, but he may announce it tonight during his one hour special, "The Decision."   Really, athletes are now having one hour specials to tell us who they are going to play for? The fact that he's doing it for "charity" does nothing to alleviate that it's an arrogant, unwarranted move. Damn, Lebron, just pick a team already. I'm going to watch though. God help me, I'm going to watch.

7. Good Old JR.   Not Jim Ross. He'd never stoop to that level. This JR:

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 I'm sorry. I should have warned you ahead of time that the video contains footage of a middle aged   hipster riding a skateboard. Send all hate mail to James Guttman.

6. Max Headroom. It makes perfect sense. Max Headroom lives in a computer. The new GM lives in a computer.   Little known fact, Max Headroom is responsible for my Diet Coke addiction. Try to tell me that advertisements don't effect little kids.   Thanks for the brain tumor, Max.
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5. Linda McMahon.   We all know she's been running for something, we just don't know what. Perhaps it's GM. She's literally been campaigning since 1776.   Come on and vote already, people. I don't care if she wins or loses. Connecticut isn't a real state anyway. It's just something New York pooped out.

4.   Fortune. They're just like a GM, only with a different name. They're using the same fingers. Get it? Get it?   C'mon, people, it's the same freakin' thing. Instead of calling it the General Manager, they're going to call it Fortune. Same fingers though.

3. Me.   Let's face it. I spend a lot of time on the computer. What the hell am I doing on there all day? I could be playing World of Warcraft. I could be looking up videos of cute kittens:
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Or I could be controlling the WWE Universe right here from my trailer. Don't judge me. You don't know the kind of power I wield, or my love for cute kittens.   Really, that video has over twelve million hits, and I can't even find a decent job.   Something's wrong with the world.

2. The Banker from Deal or No Deal. It's pretty much the same job, but instead of Howie Mandel interpreting the mysterious offers, it's Michael Cole.   Well, really it's the exact same thing.
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1. Lionel Richie.   This one is self-explanatory.

Dark horse candidates:   The Tron.   Yeah, it could be the Tron.   Robocop--he's been looking to get back into wrestling   Of course, there's a real good chance they already named the General Manager and I missed it.