| From WorldWrestlingInsanity.com Dan Crocker
I'm ready Wuthering freakin' Heights. Do you all know how boring that is? At least is has one thing going for it that WWE doesn't, it picks up about page 150. What the hell was that three day long McMahon birthday skit? I know exactly what they were going for, but let's face it, it was no “Rock, this is your life.” We may get to more of that later, but right now I can't even think about it without throwing up a little bit in my mouth. Apparently Steve Austin has a new movie coming out called “The Stranger.” The original title was “The Stranger With Bad Knees.” I don't know why they changed it. The old one was pretty catchy. My God, every week there is something else about Kurt Angle in the news and it's not pretty. Karen is getting tired of it. This week, Kurt and Marv Albert apparently bit the hell out of Shaka Zulu. That's all I really know about the subject other than I can confirm it is 100 percent true. It's 100 percent damn true. Something or another is going on with Jeff Hardy. I just can't put my finger on it. The dead man is back, however. By the dead man I mean Ric Flair.
I look very, very sad. It's because they left me out of the “Rise and Fall of WCW” DVD. So this thing is apparently more propaganda than “Triumph of the Will.” I'll probably buy it anyway because I'm a sucker. In any event it will give me something to watch other than RAW. Like I said, they brought out Vince this week to celebrate his birthday. This went on forever. It wasn't funny and he booked Cena/Orton for another ppv. It's going to be an I quit match. I quit already. Then of course Floyd Mayweather. I'm pretty sick of this guest host business already. I can barely remember why they're doing it (I vaguely remember something to do with Donald Trump) and it's not really adding anything to RAW as far as I'm concerned. At least they still have Jericho and Big Show who are putting on a rather admirable performance. Everything Jericho has touched in the last year or so has turned to gold and Big Show has always been pretty funny when allowed to be. I like this team. Jesus Christ, Hornswoggle and Chavo again! This isn't funny either. It is, however, a perfect opportunity to bring back Super Porky, Man of Mystery. This isn't a request WWE. It's an order from the high command. In case you were confused earlier, Ric Flair might look dead but the real dead man who returned was the Undertaker.
This is his “O” face. I can't believe this guy is still trucking. It took me a very long time but Taker finally started growing on me about five or six years ago. I mean literally. He's growing out of my shoulder. It's pretty gross, but the doctor says there's nothing he can do about it. Anyway, as a youngster I found Undertaker, and most of WWF at the time, pretty cheesy. I was more of an NWA kid. But you have to give Undertaker props for being able to mature past a cartoon image into a cartoon image who is a respected wrestler and performer. Well, you don't have to do anything. I'm not your boss. Finally, go see Inglorious Basterds. Great film. © Copyright by WorldWrestlingInsanity.com WorldWrestlingInsanity.com is not
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