Dan Crocker
Dan Crocker On: Someone Chris Jericho Can Learn From, Something New For Hardy and Orton To Argue About, Bullet Bob, and George W. Lashley
By Dan Crocker
Jan 24, 2008 - 10:33 AM

Did you all watch the Democratic debate this week? There are a few folks in the wrestling business who could learn a bit about cutting a promo from Clinton and Obama.

Jeff Hardy: You like Ronald Reagan.

Randy Orton: Nuh-uh, you like Ronald Reagan.

Hardy: I do not you six pack ab-ed pansy. You like Ronald Reagan.

Orton: But I’m the legend killer. I killed Ronald Reagan.

Hardy: A pox on that. Now I’m going to go shake random hands, just like every other politician does after a debate.

Anyway, we’ve got the Rumble coming up. Traditionally, this isn’t one of my favorite PPVs of the year. I’m not a huge battle royal fan and the Rumble is almost always predictable. This year, however, they’ve done a pretty good job of hyping it. I would like to see it to be honest. I want to see the match between Orton and Hardy. I want to see Flair and MVP (I always want to see Flair though) and I want to see the Rumble, although we all sort of suspect HHH is going to win, I’m thinking that he might not. The problem is, I’m dead broke. I mean, I just now got my electricity turned back on. So screw the Rumble. I didn’t want to watch the stinking old Rumble anyway.

TNA had a pretty good week as well. They had an actual wrestling match. With wrestling moves. I liked it. I only have one question. Bullet Bob? Really? Bullet Bob? Fine. You’re next Bob. Ask Garvin what it’s like to get on my bad side.

So it seems that Jericho is a bad father. Good fathers don’t let JBL choke them. I mean, I consider myself a pretty good father, and I’ve never let JBL choke me. Take heed, Chris, I’m calling child services. Jesus, do you think Cliff Huxtable would stand by why JBL choked him? Hell no—he’d open up a can of whip ass.

Finally, it looks like Bobby Lashley is no longer part of WWE. Who the hell is Bobby Lashley? Oh, I remember, I used to write about him when I did the Smackdown reviews. I think I blocked it from my memory. No worry, Lashley fans, he’ll be on TNA any minute. Maybe Joe can get a good match out of him. Apparently, he posted this on his website: Evil has prevailed however like I said before if you continue your struggle doors will open around these people. You have not scene the last of me so please don't stop your support.