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Crocker! W.T.F., Smokin' Joe, REO Speedwagon 4 Life, Sestina McRib, and Don't Google "One Night in China"

By Dan Crocker Nov 10, 2011 - 1:54 PM print


First of all, goodbye to Smokin' Joe Frazier. His three fights with Ali make up what is possibly the best rivalry in sport's history. It surpasses the Red Sox and Yankees, beats to a pulp   Michigan and Ohio and is nearly as good as Cena/Rock. It transcended sports and divided a nation in a way that   only politics can do now. If you've never seen these fights then you need to--all three of them. If you can catch them with some political commentary or with some of the stuff Ali said about and to Frazier that pretty much messed up his life, then all the better.

 

Also watch this documentary. Currently, you can find all of it on YouTube.

 

 

Now on to professional wrestling.   Last night I caught the South Park parody of WWE, called "W.T.F." It's an older one and I had seen clips of it before, but I'd never seen the entire thing all the way through. Being both a fan of South Park and wrestling, I'm not sure how I missed it.   It was good stuff and the kids from South Park pretty much put on a better show than WWE does.

 

 

Apparently, Kevin Nash will be making his WWE in ring debut soon. In strikingly similar news, so will Joe Frazier.  

 

On a side note, it's McRib season again. I love the McRib. It's not only delicious, but it's good for you and it cures all sorts of diseases included AIDS and cancer. If you eat them, you'll lose weight and Stacy   Keibler will make sweet, sweet love to you.   Now, McDonald's, please send me coupons for free McRibs.

 

Order my book, bitches. CLICK HERE!

 

In other news, Rick Rude is now the new TNA world champion.   Wait...this just in, my sources tell me I got that wrong.   Oh well, it's TNA so who gives a crap. If it's not Rick Rude now, wait six months and it will be. By the way, I'm built just like Rick Rude. But only in the mustache area.

 

 

Honestly, I'm not sure what the hell is going on with Kevin Nash. Half the time, I don't know what he's talking about. Actually, I do, but I imagine that a lot of casual fans have no idea what he's talking about. Sure, they're trying to make it all sound like a shoot or something but really   . . . stuff like talking about putting the band back together makes half the younger folks watching thing that Nash is bringing back REO Speedwagon   (REO is what kids listen to these days, right?).    Now us wrestling insiders know that band he is talking about is Rick Rude, Joe Frazier and Scott Hall.   They used to have a porn star in there as well, but I'm not sure he's still alive. (You know, I was going to link to an image of "One Night in China" . . . be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very glad I didn't. Look, don't go searching for it. DO NOT GOOGLE IT.   I'm warning you. I'm very serious about this. It's just not something you want to do. No matter how much of   a hard core porn veteran you think you are, you don't want any part of this).

 

Well, I'm still reeling from looking up that Chyna porn, so those are the news and notes for this week, kiddies. Turn in next week when I'm sure I'll be making fun of something ridiculous that some wrestler did somewhere.




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