| From WorldWrestlingInsanity.com Dan Crocker
If there's one thing I've learned in the last three years it's this: Taco Bell is never going to be as good as you think it is. I order it anyway. Even though, especially after a night on the town, it usually gives me the shits. Except now it's back to giving me the shits on Thursday nights instead of Mondays.
Seriously, TNA what were you thinking? I'm not talking about the move to Monday. I'm on the record as saying I thought it was a good idea. It was a good idea. Moving back, however, just makes you look like a bunch of dumb asses. I realize you probably had no choice. Spike probably made you do it. Ratings were in the tank. Still, it's going to take a long time to recover your image from this one. Now, despite all of Hulkster's blustering, you look like chumps. I'll still watch though. Because, damnit, I still believe.
TNA:
I didn't mean to hurt you, baby.
Me:
It's okay. I forgive you.
TNA:
Now get in the kitchen and fix me a turkey pot pie.
Me: Okay, TNA. (dramatic pause). Hey, TNA?
TNA:
Yeah Baby?
Me:
It's me and you forever, right?
TNA: That's right, baby. Now where's that pot pie?
At least WWE can go back to sucking on Mondays now without much worry.
I may sound a little bitter today. Maybe I am. I've not gotten much sleep recently as I'm finishing up here at school, and they save the real hell for the end.
Tonight on TNA there is a Hardy, RVD, and Styles three way.
I hope they remember to wear condoms . . . wait, I just called up one of my contacts. It's not that sort of a three way.
They're all going to wrestle each other. Still, I hope they don't forget to wear condoms. That's going to be a great match though. I know that all the critics out there hope they don't give away too much on free TV.
I hope they do. I can't afford PPV at the moment, so f*ck you high spenders. “Ohhh, I hope they don't give a good match away on free TV so that the rabble can enjoy it. Good matches should be saved for us Rockefellers.”
Also on TNA tonight:
Complete with own S&M bondage mask!
Yes, TNA. Abyss is ratings magic. Him and his Green Lantern Ring has won the hearts of fanboys all across this great nation. In fact, I would go as far as to say that no other wrestler, no other angle, has captured the imagination of the country like this one. I get down upon my knees every night and thank the good Lord that I am fortunate enough to live in a time where a man like Abyss can wear a Hall of Fame ring like Hulk Hogan's and I can watch it on free tv.
So I've been sitting here, writing this, wondering why the hell my legs hurt. I finally remembered. I waked to Taco Bell last night. It was a magical evening.
So, Bret Hart is going to wrestle the Miz. This doesn't sound to me like it's going to end well for anyone.
All right, folks. This time next week I will unofficially officially be Dr. Crocker. There will stilll have to be some paperwork done. That's it, that's all, good night.
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