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When you come from a very poor community, it's hard to get anyone with any power to listen...

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Dan Crocker -Sep 24, 2015

It wouldn't be until several years later that I came out to my friends as a bisexual male—something seemingly as rare as a unicorn.

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Crocker! Eat

Dan Crocker -Apr 9, 2015

My wife looks me over before she finally says
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Crocker! City of Bones

Dan Crocker -Feb 26, 2015

This is what our fathers died for...

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Crocker! I Ain't Eating This Crap

Dan Crocker -Feb 5, 2015

Look people, I drink 6 to 9 Diet Cokes a day. I know it's poison. Delicious, delicious poison...

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Crocker! Welcome To Fantasy Island!

Dan Crocker -Jan 29, 2015

Look, I'm not here to rail against ugly, old men. Who am I to judge?

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Crocker! Leave Me The Unwanted

Dan Crocker -Jan 15, 2015

The bastards, the bitches
the mentally ill...

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Crocker! Dear God

Dan Crocker -Dec 18, 2014

The hundreds of heavy metal odes to all powerful Satan get a bit boring after awhile. I'm more interested in a much less represented genre—the giving up your religion song.

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Crocker! Video Poem: C Is For Cookie

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It's not a habit, it's cool. I feel alive...

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Crocker! My Stupid Cucumber Story

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You've been at the grocery store for 45 minutes and all you got was one lousy cucumber for a salad...

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Crocker! Elmo Goes Emo

Dan Crocker -Oct 23, 2014

Elmo shouldn't have said that.

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Crocker! Stigmata

Dan Crocker -Oct 9, 2014

i found mine in a box at the gas station...

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Crocker! The Greatest Game Ever Told

Dan Crocker -Sep 25, 2014

A MUD is Multi-User Dungeon. It’s basically a tabletop RPG that you play on your computer with hundreds or even thousands of other players...

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Crocker! Where We Come From

Dan Crocker -Sep 11, 2014

Leadwood, Missouri pop. 1,200

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Crocker! What's Wrong with Missouri?

Dan Crocker -Aug 21, 2014

I grew up in a small town in Missouri called Leadwood. It's an old lead-mining town than no longer has an active mine, but still has plenty of lead—our children play in it...

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Crocker! My Pal, The Vagina

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We were fantastic together. But you know how it goes. It’s always the same old story with best buds. Something eventually gets in the way...

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Crocker! I Used To Be Someone's Favorite Eclipse

Dan Crocker -Jul 18, 2014

“I’m sorry, Dave,” she said. “I just can’t stand it.”

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Crocker! How Me and Lord Byron Got our Grooves Back

Dan Crocker -Jul 3, 2014

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Crocker! The Night I Met Larry Brown

Dan Crocker -Jun 19, 2014

He reintroduced himself to me as Richard seven or eight times.

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Crocker! Hole

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Crocker! Two Months Before, Two Months After

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Crocker! Knockout: A Movie Review

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Crocker! The Chicken Coup

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“That’s okay. Even the Bible says that the elders of the church can drink a little wine. Just don't be a drunkard. No offense, Cracker."

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Crocker! Three Mostly Unrelated Stories

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The back of the video box assured me that the movie was “Laugh Out Loud Funny!” I was still a bit shaky...

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Crocker! Have We Become too Sensitive for Art?

Dan Crocker -Mar 7, 2014

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Crocker! My Heart, Too, Is A Wiffle Ball

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Crocker! I Love Football, But...

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This Sunday, like millions of other Americans, I’ll be plopped down on the couch, eating junk food and watching the Super Bowl...

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Crocker! The Bird

Dan Crocker -Jan 16, 2014

His mother hadn’t taken him to Wal-Mart or the Dollar General Store for the pants, but she had taken him to JC Penny. She had worn makeup...

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Crocker! Five 2014 New Year's Resolutions and Five Cool Things I Discovered in 2013

Dan Crocker -Jan 2, 2014

Get fatter. The alternative isn't working, so it's time for me to fly right to the nearest Chinese Buffet...

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Crocker! Screw Duck Dynasty

Dan Crocker -Dec 19, 2013

So where does Beard-o fit in? How outraged should we be? Enough to have him suspended from his job? How does that even work?

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Crocker! Is it Time to Give Star Wars: The Old Republic Another Chance?

Dan Crocker -Dec 12, 2013

Long time readers know that I’m a big fan of online gaming. I never have time to do it anymore, but I enjoy it...

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Crocker! Ten Habits of Highly Effective Poets

Dan Crocker -Nov 7, 2013

Berryman jumped off a bridge. Plath stuck her head in an oven. Kerouac drank himself to death. Tuberculosis is a good one if you can come by it...

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Crocker! The Hulkster - A Poem

Dan Crocker -Oct 31, 2013

You can't Hulk up out of everything

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Crocker! Baptism

Dan Crocker -Oct 17, 2013

After awhile, the preacher waded out into the water waist deep. The water's fine, he said. I thought, I hope he doesn't have any open wounds...

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Crocker! I Don't Write Political Poems

Dan Crocker -Oct 3, 2013

Let's shut her down, boys!

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Crocker! Dancing With the Tin Man

Dan Crocker -Sep 26, 2013

I couldn’t let it go on anymore. It was embarrassing. Look, I said, he’s not really doing that. He’s being pulled up by a string. You can see it.

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Crocker! Where Do You Draw the Line?

Dan Crocker -Sep 12, 2013

It seems to me that poets and comedians both say painful things that no one else wants to or can say...

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Crocker! Sorry, Richie

Dan Crocker -Sep 5, 2013

This is a poem I wrote about my brother over  twenty years ago. My sister is terminally ill, so I guess this poem has been on my mind a bit lately...

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Crocker! Leave Miley Alone, You Jerks!

Dan Crocker -Aug 29, 2013

It finally happened. The world went crazy. What sent us all screaming over the edge?   Was it the Russian raids on the homes of their gay citizens?   Was it that kids, right here in America, are starving?  

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Crocker! But What If A Big Fat Guy Was Doing It?

Dan Crocker -Aug 15, 2013

It's not just poems either. Would "Blurred Lines" have been such a feel good summer hit if it had been sung by a big fat guy?

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