Now in the wrestling world, we had some kind of rumble for the royalty.
I paid forty bucks to see Kate Middleton in a bra and panties match, but unfortunately all I saw was a Jericho loss.Read More
On TNA this week, you can look forward to a steel cage match between the knockouts. When reached for comment, one anonymous fan said, "as long as the cage don't get in the way of some boob action, what do I care."
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Tonight on Impact, you can see Kurt Angle one on one against Rob Van Dam.
It's being booked as a dream match. If you happen to be dreaming in 1997...Read More
It's that time of year for me again where everything goes crazy. Not Christmas, but the grading of final papers. Not as crazy as things seem to be in the WWE universe after their horrible Slammy award show. I didn't like anything about his. Not even Jim Ross rapping--which prior to the show sounded like something I would pay ten bucks to see...Read More
As as worshiper of Winter, I can tell you that nothing would be better than Santa Claus vs. an evil liberal progressive in a steel cage death match.
Who better to pull this off than TNA?
This is your chance, Dixie, you can have this idea for free...Read More
I thought we were past chair shots in wrestling. Not that I'm complaining. In my day we gave chair shots to students, during church, weddings. It didn't matter. We were tougher back then...Read More
In other news, Rick Rude is now the new TNA world champion.
Wait...this just in, my sources tell me I got that wrong.
Oh well, it's TNA so who gives a crap. If it's not Rick Rude now, wait six months and it will be. By the way, I'm built just like Rick Rude. But only in the mustache area...Read More
When I wrote my little thing about MCW last week, I forgot to add a transcript of an actual phone conversation between Hulk Hogan and Johnny G. So rather than just forgetting about it and moving on to something else like a normal columnist, I'll add it here...Read More
