Matt Dawgs
Random Thoughts from Matt Dawgs: Cyber Sunday Subliminal, Save Us X29, Torre Out, Total Nonstop Booker, Ultimate Fighting Brock, "The Bret Hart," Britney's Sad, Lindsey's Still Hot, and More
By Matt Dawgs
Oct 27, 2007 - 12:49 PM

Random Thoughts, Opinions, Questions and Observations.

Greetings from under the New Blue Black Yankee cap I received for my birthday.

I’m going on vacation and you’re not. HAHA. But I figured I would leave you with a nice column to tide you over and keep you from having Matt Dawgs withdrawal. Let’s begin shall we?

My heart jumped out of my chest on Monday when Candice Michelle almost killed herself. Their must have been an angel on her shoulder because her fall was insane. I saw what she was trying to do but the wrong part of her leg hit the top rope and WHAM, she got hurt. Quick thinking by the ref put a stop to it. If only Beth Phoenix realized she was injured instead of pulling her by her hair and arm and dragging her. But what can you do? What’s done is done.

WWE does not fix votes for Cyber Sunday. They do however point you in the direction they want you to go with. For example, HHH vs. Umaga. The options are Cage match, Street fight and First Blood match. HHH comes out to confront Umaga and he has on jeans with a t-shirt, elbow pads, taped fists and proceeds to have a street fight with Umaga on RAW. I wonder what WWE wants us to vote for.

Santino Marella is the man. For those of you non bandwagon jumpers, you missed your chance. He is awesome and is easily the best part of RAW week after week. His promos are hilarious. “The Bret Hart”. HAHA.

ECW has been renewed for one more year by the Sci-Fi Network. They got the reprieve. Good for them because even though their roster if only like 7 people strong, they put on decent shows most of the time. Now, with the talent exchange on Smackdown, they should be more action packed.

Brock Lesnar signed a contract with UFC. You heard it here first folks, Brock has been training for over a year. Amateur wrestling takes a great deal of discipline in order to be successful. Being that Brock is a world class athlete, still fairly young and has an accomplished professional wrestling background; I think Brock will be Heavyweight Champion sooner rather than later in UFC. No way is he ever going to show up unprepared. I think he is going to surprise a lot of people and steamroll through some competition.

Kristal Marshall was fired from World Wrestling Entertainment. Apparently she was difficult to work with backstage, spread lies about Teddy Long and Vicky Guerrero and ended up nixing an angle that would have made her a big star alongside Edge. She wanted to get moved to RAW in order to travel with Bobby Lashley. Instead, she got to travel home, for good. Oh well. She is replaceable.

Britney Spears is sad. She lost her kids and wants them back. She is so sad that she likes to dance around in her backyard in a bikini while smoking cigarettes. Don’t believe me? You can see pictures of her HERE , HERE , and HERE .

Oh yeah, before I forget, Lindsey Lohan is HOT !!!!

So is Kim Kardashian .

Congratulations are in order for Talia Madison as she just signed a TNA contract. She has been working hard for a while now and has been working to improve. For those who don’t know, she is also currently dating WWE Superstar®© Gregory Helms.

Awesome Kong is….well Awesome. WWE should have scooped her up. She would bring a different element than the current crop of WWE Divas.

Speaking of Diva’s, EVE will be your next Diva Search winner.

Homicide vs. Low-Ki at Jersey All Pro Wrestling on October 27^th!!!!!!!

Also in one week’s time, on November 1, 2007, WWE will officially release the names of their Wellness Policy offenders going forward. This should be an interesting development as we will know who fails drug tests the next time there is a suspension. I am 100% positive this is going to create tension between talent and management.

Save_US X29. That was what the latest “viral video” that aired on RAW stated. Just to let you know, X is the Roman numeral for 10. October is the 10^th month of the year. 29 can stand for 29^th, the 29^th day of the month. Monday is October 29^th. Monday is also RAW. Hmmmmmm?

King Booker and Queen Sharmell are officially gone from WWE. According to Dave Meltzer , when their release takes effect (On October 27^th), they are officially free to sign wherever they chose. No 90 day no compete clause. Booker T will be in TNA sooner rather than later.

F*ck the Boston Red Sox and Josh Beckett.

Kobe Bryant will not be a Los Angeles Laker past this season. Remember I said this and quote me next year.

Joe Torre is gone. Sad day for Yankee fans. I expect Don Mattingly a.k.a. Donnie Baseball to be named the new Yankee skipper. I can live with that choice. I think he can pull it off. Although I would rather have Joe Girardi managing the team and Don return as bench coach. For all you baseball fanatics out there, I read a fantastic Don Mattingly story in the paper the other day. The Yankees had a game, I forgot against who, and Don was in a slight slump. One of the coaches arrives at the stadium for the game early. Players don’t have to arrive until around noon for a night game. The coach arrived at 8:00 am. He walks into the clubhouse and he hears the batting cage machine (pitching machine) being operated. He figured that someone left it running over night. He walks onto the field at Yankee Stadium and there is Don Mattingly standing in the batters box with a bat in his hand. There must be over 200 balls lying on the ground around him and several buckets to carry the balls in. Thing is, Don isn’t taking batting practice. He is just tracking the ball to see how many combinations of pitches are being thrown at him by the machine. When the last ball was thrown, Don gathered up all the balls by himself (no bat boy/ball boy to help) and re-loaded the machine and did it all again. That is dedication to your craft. Amazing man.

For all of you 24 fans, here is the preview for the upcoming “Day 7” season. Please note that there is a HUGE Spoiler included in the preview. ENJOY !!!!!

Is anyone else hoping that Jeff Hardy wins the vote for Cyber Sunday and a shot to wrestle Randy Orton in the main event of the show?

Ok kiddies, classes are over for now. See you all next week in two weeks!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel free to discuss whatever you’d like in the “ Anger Management” section of the message board or whichever section you see fit.

~Matt Dawgs  

World Wrestling Insanity writer Matt Dawgs is the bread and butter of the World Wrestling Insanity family. His future is bright and once James Guttman comes into a large sum of money, you can expect Matt will be getting tons of it thrown at him, at least half of it. Matt also moonlights as a professional wrestler/manager in the NY/NJ Indy scene. He is legit afraid of getting on Homicide’s bad side but thinks he is a cool dude in general. He also is a funny guy. If you have any questions, corrections, feedback, comments and ideas, he can be reached at Dawgs@worldwrestlinginsanity.com . If the feedback is negative, you can e-mail Matt at insanity @ worldwrestlinginsanity .com .

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