Random Thoughts, Opinions, Questions and Observations.

Greetings from under the New Blue Black Yankee cap I received for my birthday.

Has anyone in the history of nailing hot woman, punted as far out of their coverage as Jordan Brafman? For those who do not know who he is, he is the fugly dude who gets to bang THIS . Seriously.

Anyone see HHH pick up where he left off prior to quad surgery? Yep, he is right back to squashing the tag team division. Sucks he couldn’t wait until November so Shawn Michaels could help him like last time.

Randy Orton and John Cena have been delivering. They have a good chemistry together and are making this ok angle seem REAL GOOD. They are playing their roles to perfection so I applaud their efforts as it is as dramatic as anything I’ve ever seen. Best two things going on right now on WWE TV are this angle along with the ongoing MVP/Matt Hardy feud. If WWE just wrote all of their angles like these two, it would be the best thing going on in the wrestling business today.

I heard/read that Unforgiven sucked ass. Good thing I didn’t waste $40 for it then huh? Sorry for all of those who did. But you know the saying; fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I am a f*cking idiot who deserved to be fooled and pay $40 for a pay per view that I knew was going to suck before I ordered it.

OJ Simpson is a f*cking fool. How a man can get away with murder and then continue to do stupid sh*t over and over is beyond me. Seriously, this guy should have just moved to Alaska and went fishing while living in a little igloo by himself. Instead he is out writing books about what “he” would have done if “he” was the “one who killed Nicole and Ron”. He is clubbing every day while playing golf on weekends all the while, claiming he has no money to pay the families of the deceased. Now he is running around robbing memorabilia collectors of OJ merchandise? WTF? They guy is a complete tool and needs to go to jail.

Why is HHH fighting Carlito in a cage next week? Wouldn’t that be the case if a babyface was constantly getting screwed by the heel? How is booking HHH in a cage match punishment for HHH? He beat Carlito convincingly on PPV, He squashed the WWE Tag Team Champions, and He squashed the number one contenders to the tag team championships and has constantly gotten the upperhand on Carlito in the entire feud. Makes no sense at all to me, NONE.

Found this on HHH’s Blog.

HHHit List (a.k.a. Burial/Squash List)

King Booker

Umaga

Carlito

WWE Tag Team Champions (Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch)

Number one Contenders to Tag Team Championships (Kendrick and London)

Tag Team Division

Randy Orton

John Cena

Lashley when he comes back

Kennedy when he comes back

What also makes no sense is how Vince McMahon can put up for adoption, a grown midget that he doesn’t have custody of. Um…..hello, logic anyone? How come Hornswaggle’s mother, you know, the woman who was represented by that bad actor and was suing Mr. McMahon a few weeks back, didn’t stop that? Is she still suing McMahon? Kennedy really f*cked this angle up big time.

In a classy (although VERY, VERY transparent move), World Wrestling Entertainment has reached out to every former contracted talent over the past week offering to pay for rehab should anyone want it. While it is obvious why WWE is doing it, it is still a nice gesture to do as I am sure a lot of former talent needs help.

I wonder if they extended that offer to Kurt Angle.

Speaking of Total Nonstop Angle, boy has iMPACT been sucking or what? That show is slowly draining the life out of me week by week. It’s like reliving WCW at its worst point all over again. Only thing is, at the point in time when WCW was falling apart, I at least found the train wreck funny. This time, I find it sad since TNA has so much more potential than WCW. Plus, WCW’s crap was so over the top. This is just ridiculous that a roster with so much talent can have such horrible angles and ideas. I miss LAX. Remember when they were the hottest and freshest act in wrestling? Now they are an after thought with no push. Bring in Julius Smokes and let him manage them.

Speaking of afterthoughts, anyone else catch Jimmy Rave’s debut and subsequent push? Yeah, me neither.

They are also starting a women’s division which should be interesting. If they are given time to develop matches, it could end up being better than the WWE women’s division. Problem is, I can see TNA booking someone like Eric Young to win the Women’s title which they think will be hilarious. I am excited that TNA plan on bringing in a lot of new talent for the division though like Shelly Martinez (who is officially my second favorite female wrestler of all time behind Trish Stratus) as well as Talia Madison and ODB from OVW.  

The new fall television season is upon us and several new shows are going to be popping up shortly as well as some favorites from last season. I am fully going to watch Heroes on Monday instead of RAW live and DVR Raw instead. For those of you who don’t watch Heroes, I guarantee you that this Monday’s debit episode will blow away anything RAW airs at the same time. Do yourself a favor and watch Heroes instead of RAW. You’ll thank me on Tuesday.

Get this, the latest in the Britney Spears saga; she went to court with “WWE Superstar®©” K-Fed. K-Fed is suing for a change from their 50/50 custody arrangement as he now wants full custody. Here is where it gets good. A former bodyguard of Brit Brit stated that she does drugs, drinks, and routinely walks around her house naked with the kids around as well as bodyguards and others. Anyway, the judge decided that the custody should stay 50/50 but…..Britney needs to go to parenting classes (at least 8 hours a week) as well as submit to two random drug tests PER WEEK. He also rules that neither K-Fed or Britney can drink or do any drugs at least 8 hours before it is their turn with the kids nor can they do either while with the kids. So what does Britney do? She goes clubbing that night after the judge made his decision. UNF*CKINGBELIEVEABLE!!!!

Marcus Cor Von a.k.a. Monty Brown has been released by World Wrestling Entertainment. This is a mixed bag for me. On one hand, I understand why it happened. He needed to be at home to help raise the kids of a relative who passed away suddenly. On the other hand, I really hope this was a mutual decision. I mean how f8cked up would it be if they released him when he didn’t want to be released. I know he has been gone for several months now but still, he is doing a real good thing right now and didn’t deserve to be left out of a job because of it. Either way, good luck to Monty Brown as I was a fan and thought/think he has a ton of potential.

Pro Wrestling Unplugged had their 4^th anniversary show last weekend as I mentioned in my last column. From what I heard, it was a damn good show. Also note that the Sandman, only two days after being released, made his return to PWU and will be wrestling on their next show. PWU is a damn good company run by a good dude in Johnny Kashmere. I wish him all the best.

Ring of Honor’s second pay per view debuts tomorrow on In-Demand. Here is the lineup:

-No Remorse Corps of Roderick Strong, Davey Richards & Rocky Romero vs. Delirious, Erick Stevens & Matt Cross in a Tag Team Scramble

-Claudio Castagnoli vs. Matt Sydal (in his last independent match before reporting to WWE developmental)

-BJ Whitmer vs. Naomichi Marufuji

-Brent Albright vs. Pelle Primeau!

-Jay & Mark Briscoe vs. Kevin Steen & El Generico for the ROH World Tag Team Titles

-Takeshi Morishima vs. Jimmy Rave for the ROH World Title

-Nigel McGuinness vs. Bryan Danielson (Match of the Year candidate)

-Plus more with Chris Hero, Larry Sweeney, Adam Pearce and others

Apparently there are some pictures of Oscar De La Hoya in drag that were taken by a stripper he bangs in New York when his wife isn’t around. The pictures are of him in panties, a wig, fishnet stockings and high heels. His camp immediately released a statement saying the pics are photo shopped and that the woman just wants money. I have seen the pictures and let me tell you, the guy who created photo shop could not do a good of a job at photo shopping pics the way these look. It is Oscar and he dresses in drag, don’t let his denial fool you.

Club WWI is rolling along without a stop in sight. This week’s guest is none other than Juventud Guerrera of WCW and WWE fame. He talks about a lot of different subjects and is a very interesting person to listen to in regards to his thoughts. Surprisingly, he speaks better English than expected.  

I plan on making it my life’s mission to bang Lindsey Lohan. Rumor has it that she is a nymphomaniac and will shag like a rabbit with anyone who has a penis. Famous/not famous; doesn’t matter. So if anyone hears the next time she is in New York, keep me posted.

Santino Marella is the best comedic character in all of wrestling right now. Just thought I’d point that out.

So is Hornswaggle still friends with Finley? If so, how come Finley isn’t trying to get in with Mr. McMahon? How come Finley isn’t trying to show up on Raw? How come McMahon doesn’t use Finley to beat up HHH? I’ll tell you why that last one isn’t happening. Cause Finley isn’t on HHH’s list from above.

Ok kiddies, classes are over for now. See you all next week.

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~Matt Dawgs  

World Wrestling Insanity writer Matt Dawgs is the bread and butter of the World Wrestling Insanity family. His future is bright and once James Guttman comes into a large sum of money, you can expect Matt will be getting tons of it thrown at him, at least half of it. Matt also moonlights as a professional wrestler/manager in the NY/NJ Indy scene. He is legit afraid of getting on Homicide’s bad side but thinks he is a cool dude in general. He also is a funny guy. If you have any questions, corrections, feedback, comments and ideas, he can be reached at Dawgs@worldwrestlinginsanity.com . If the feedback is negative, you can e-mail Matt at insanity @ worldwrestlinginsanity .com .

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