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RDLee's ECW Report - The Countdown To ECW's Departure Is On

By RDLee Feb 9, 2010 - 7:23 PM


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Big thanks to Jana "Girly Parts Jesus" Bulloch for covering ECW for me last week as I attended the season premiere of Lost.

One week after finding out the ECW will be coming to an end soon tonight we will begin to get a feel for what the fate of the ECW roster might be.

Who will decide to sign with Smackdown and who will decide to move to Raw?

My predictions are as follows:

Smackdown gets: Christian (who will feud with Edge later on), William Regal, Shelton Benjamin (who I think will reform the WGTT with Charlie Haas) Yoshi Tatsu, Vance Archer, Abraham Washington (w/ Tony Atlas) and The Hurricane.

Raw gets: Zack Ryder (w/Rosa Mendes) Croft and Baretta (who will form a stable with Ryder), Goldust, Paul Birchill, Kozlov (so he can form a team with Santino) and Ezekial Jackson

Superstars gets: Tyler Reks. (NOT! haha) 

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General Manager Tiffany addressed the ECW locker room thanking them for their hard work and basically told them that they are free agents after next week like Christian stated last night on Raw.

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Trent Baretta and Caylen Croft v.s. Goldust and Yoshi Tatsu

Tatsu picked up the win for the duo after hitting the right high kick to Croft's head and in the process earned himself and Goldust a Unified Tag Team title shot against "ShowMiz" on next week's final edition of ECW.

Winners: Yoshi Tatsu and Goldust

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We took a look at the first inductee announced for the WWE Hall of Fame class of 2010. The Million Dollar Man is one of the most deserving men in the buisness that should have already been inducted by now. He joins Antonio Inoki and Stu Hart who are already confirmed but just not yet announced for this years HOF.

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Ezekial Jackson (w/ William Regal) v.s. Random Jobber

No clue as to why they would put a squash match like this on a show that is soon to be over. There are other guys on the roster that deserve a little more air time before they go to the bigger leagues. Jackson picked up the win his "Book of Ezekial" Uranage Slam finisher.

Winner: Ezekial Jackson

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Regal got on the microphone after Jackson's match and talked about how he thinks he and Big Zeke were mistreated at the Royal Rumble and asks her to give Ezekial the last ECW title match against Christian on the last ECW title match. Jackson took the mic and told Christian that if he accepts he will become the last ECW champion but it will only be the beginning of his dominanace.

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Backstage we see ECW champion Christian as he accepts Ezekial Jackson's challenge and says it will be an Extreme Rules match!

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Shelton Benjamin v.s. Vance Archer - NO DQ Match

Benjamin took the mic and addressed his history with ECW and how much he respected the young ECW superstars now since he joined. He said it took Yoshi Tatsu beating him in 10 seconds to make him realize that he was in a talented environment. He finishes by promising to make his last ECW moment a proud one when he beats Vance Archer in their match and wipes the smile off his face.

The first few minutes of the match featured both men trying to get the pin by using their wrestling ablility and no outside objects despite the no DQ rules. However when the commercial break was done we saw Vance Archer with a kendo stick in hand and Benjamin with a chair in his.

In a completely STUPID move, they stopped the match and brought in a doctor to stop Benjamin's slight bleeding on his head after getting smashed onto the announce table. NO BLOOD IN ECW???? And during a NO DQ match at that? Vince has officially KILLED ECW off with that one...

Benjamin recovered and began his assault. Shelton picked up the win after hitting the Paydirt.

Winner: Shelton Benjamin



Alphabetical Listing of Guests You Can Hear on...

A

Sivi Afi
Aaron Aguliera
Skandar Akbar
Brent Albright
Bill Alfonso
Ole Anderson
Amazing Kong
Road Warrior Animal
Tony "T.L. Hopper" Anthony

B

Baby Doll
Buff Bagwell
Doug Basham
Paul Bearer
Giant Bernard
Big Daddy V
Eric Bischoff
Steve Blackman
Brian Blair
Tully Blanchard
Nick Bockwinkel
"The Boogeyman" Marty Wright
Bad News Brown
D-Lo Brown
"Jumping" Jim Brunzell
Mike "Simon Dean" Bucci
Bull Buchanan
Big Bully Busick

C

Lance Cade
Christian
John Cena Sr.
Chaz "Headbanger Mosh"
Bryan "Adam Bomb" Clark
Rob Conway
Jim Cornette

Justin Credible
Austin "Consequences" Creed

D

D-Ray 3000
Scott D'Amore
Christopher Daniels
Shawn Daivari
Dangerous Danny Davis
Dawn Marie
Damian Demento
Colin Delaney
"Deuce" Sim Snuka
Brother Devon
Demolition Ax
Demolition Smash
Bill DeMott
Ted DiBiase
J.J. Dillon
Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore
Disco Inferno
"Domino" Cliff Compton
Spike Dudley

Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Kenny Dykstra

E

Bobby Eaton
Paul Ellering

Armando Estrada

F

Manny Fernandez
Fifi The Maid
Francine
Mr. Fuji
Dory Funk Jr.
Terry Funk

G

Greg Gagne
Ronnie Garvin
Jackie Gayda
Robert Gibson
Glacier
Sylvain Grenier
Tod Gordon
Zach Gowen
Juventud Guerrera

H

Chalie Haas
Chris Harris
Bruce Hart
Jimmy Hart
Diva Search's Jessica Hatch
Dave Hebner
Earl Hebner
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Jon Heidenreich
Christy Hemme
Hillbilly Jim
Molly Holly
The Honky Tonk Man
Tim Horner
Scotty 2 Hotty
Sam Houston

Mr. Hughes


I

The Iron Sheik
Ivory

J

B.G. James
Jazz
Ahmed Johnson
Judge Jeff Jones
Orlando Jordan

K


Kamala
Kid Kash
Kevin Kelly
Pat "Simon Diamond" Kenney
Ron Killings
Cpl. Kirschner
Kizarny
Kevin Kleinrock
Brian Knobbs
Ivan Koloff

Nikita Koloff


L

Bobby Lashley
Bruno "Harvey Wippleman" Lauer
Jerry "The King" Lawler
"The Total Package" Lex Luger
Buschwhacker Luke

M

Rodney Mack
Magnum T.A.
Balls Mahoney
Dutch Mantell
Rick Martel
Clarence Mason
"Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Robbie McAllister
Rory McAllister
Matt Morgan
Ernest Miller
Missing Link
Father James Mitchell
Mo From Men on a Mission
Sean Mooney
Ricky Morton

Trevor Murdoch

N

Kevin Nash
Nidia

"The Berzerker" John Nord
Nunzio

O

O.D.B.
One Man Gang
Sonny Onoo
Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff
Oscar From Men on a Mission
Fred "Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster" Ottman
Pierre-Carl Ouellet

Outback Jack

P

Diamond Dallas Page
Ken Patera
Nick Patrick
Thunderbolt Patterson
Jim Powers
Tom Prichard
Ivan Putski

R

Harley Race
Baron Von Raschke
"The Yeti" Ron Reis
Rhino
Dustin Rhodes
Tommy Rich
Rikishi
Paul Roma
"Super Hero in Training" Rosie
Jacques Rougeau
Terri Runnels

Lance Russell


S

Samoa Joe
Bruno Sammartino
Samu
Tito Santana
Dan "The Beast" Severn
Ron Simmons
Elix Skipper
Slick
Tracey Smothers
Al Snow
Dennis Stamp
George "The Animal" Steele
Rick Steiner
Scott Steiner
Idol Stevens
The Stro
AJ Styles
Dave "Evad" Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

T

Dave Taylor
Sylvester Terkay
Kevin Thorn
ECW's Tiffany
Too Cold Scorpio

V

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Jimmy Valiant
Johnny Valiant
Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Sid Vicious
Vito
Nikolai Volkoff


W

 

Y
David Young
Mae Young


Z

Larry Zybszko

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