John Morrison has a cool-ass entrance. It's all slow motion and stuff. Sort of like when Khali wrestles. As for the Miz, he's getting better too I guess. He couldn't have gotten worse. It was a good move to make him a bad guy. He's just unlikable. He also wears that stupid Frank Sinatra hat on top of a bandana. I was a bit confused to see this match because I figured that Jesse and Fessie were bad guys. Who knows though. I guess WWE is going to use them as some sort of tweener team because that'll probably - I don't know - make people not care about them at all. They should be bad - plain and simple. There's nothing "good guy" about an inbred that kills people when he hears a bell. Personally though, I always liked bad guys. I actually like Festus as a character. He's freaking funny. I knew another guy that used to do that dead-eye, tongue-wagging thing. Unfortunately, he was my doctor. Long story short, my pee was purple for two months. A crawl scrawl ran on the screen during the match that said ECW would be on THURSDAY next week. So, be sure to set your clocks. It should be interesting for many fans. It'll mean they have to do something they don't normally do. For the first time, they'll get to skip TNA and ECW at the same time.  John and Mizanin work well as a team. They did some pretty cool tag spots. There was one where Mike held Jesse by the legs and Johnny sprung over the top rope. I'm glad to see them working on things like that. Not enough focus on things like that. Tag Champs should act like Tag Champs and they are. The theme here was that Jesse in his RVD outfit kept getting beat up while Festivus went nuts on the apron. By the time he made the tag, he was ready to kill people and the fans seemed to be happy to see it. YAY! MURDER! Kane 2 opened up on both of them and then launched his partner off the top rope for a near fall. He got a two, but that was it. The referee got distracted somehow and Jessie Spano found his neck snapped on the top rope from Johnny Nitro (who was on the ringside floor.) Uno, dos, three. M and M pick up the win.

- Commerical -

Video Package for Big Daddy V vs. Kane.  What's a video package, you ask?  It's what Mario tells the Princess that he has waiting for her after they escape the castle.  Bada-boom.

Joey Styles and Tazz take some time to sell the new WWE Magazine. Inside is pictures of Kelly Kelly in lingerie. Lucky for us, it isn't pictures of her wrestling.

On Smackdown last week, Edge made out with Vicki Guerrero. I was happy to see this. Why? Because I was drunk when I read the spoilers and thought it said that he made out with Chavo Guerrero. It bugged me out pretty bad.