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The Three Hour TNA Impact Report: Styles and Angle Put On a Clinic, Suicide is Homicide, and Joe Chokes Out Bobby Again
By Jay Winterz
Oct 17, 2009 - 8:37 AM

And here we go!!!  (this time for 3 hours, holy crap!!! oh well lets do this)
 
 
The Main Event Mafia are already in the ring . Kurt Angle starts to talk. He says that he is dressed for battle and wants to talk about the one year anniversary of the greatest group were assembled - The Main Event Mafia. Bound for Glory will be their 1 year anniversary and  the biggest pay per view of the year. Kurt says that he wants to make sure that his warriors are ready. He reminds Kevin Nash that he is the Legend’s champion because he is a legend and then reminds Samoa Joe that he has Bobby Lashley, one of the most dominant MMA fighters around. He wants Joe to bring his Nation of Violence and show why he is the most dominant wrestler around. Kurt talks about Steiner and Booker and say he wants them to do what they do best. Angle promises that as the godfather of the Main Event Mafia, he will keep his end of the bargain by beating Matt Morgan.
 
A.J. Styles comes out to the ring with Matt Morgan, Bobby Lashley, Hernandez, Robert Roode, James Storm, and Team 3D. Brother Ray wants to know if everyone else is as tired of listening to Kurt Angle.  A.J. starts to talk and says he wants to make sure he heard Kurt right. The Olympian said that this was a make-it or break-it pay per view for the Main Event Mafia.  Styles explains that it is a break pay per view for the Main Event Mafia and that they are 3 days from the Main Event Mafia ceasing to exsist.
 
Then they all battle outside the ring with Joe and Lashley fight right through all the security.
 
Commercial
 
 
We see a video of the problems between Tara and Kong.
 
Match 1:
 
Madison Rayne, Velvet Sky, and Lacey Von Erich vs Awesome Kong, ODB, and Tara
 
Tara and ODB start to argue while Kong attack both of her partners. Lacey held ODB while Velvet and Madison kicked her down. Kong attacks Tara on the floor and threw her into the guardrail. A.K. then leaves with Saeed. Madison is tagged in. She and Velvet hit a double Russian leg sweep. Madison lands some forearms to the back and a kicks to her head. Tara and Velvet tag in and Tara with punches for everyone. Tara hits a suplex and pops up. Tara goes for a moonsault but ODB tags in. Tara pulls Velvet off ODB’s shoulders and the partners attack. Tara with some sweet chin music and Velvet gets the 3 count on ODB.
Winners: Madison Rayne, Velvet Sky, and Lacey von Erich
 
Lauren is with D’Angelo Dinero.
 
Commercial
 
Lauren is now with Bobby Lashley and they talk about his stretcher match with Rhino.
 
They show a Ultimate X video package.
 
They show footage of Joe allowing Lashley to get involved in his title match loss with Amazing Red.
 
Match 2:
 
Amazing Red vs Suicide for the X DivisionTitle
 
They lock up and Suicide avoids an arm drag. Red then misses a standing moonsault. Both men try for dropkicks at the same time. They lock up and Suicide scores with a waist lock take down. Suicide hits an uppercut then drops Red on the top rope and goes on to miss a kick. Red responds with an Irish whip and he tries for a monkey flip but Suicide gets him on his shoulder and hits a fireman’s carry slam. Suicide goes up top but Dinero pushes Suicide off the turnbuckles and the ref calls for the bell.
Winner : DQ
 
Dinero tries for the running knees on Suicide but Red hits a drop kick and makes the save.
 
Commercial
 
We are back and Jeremy Borash is with Don West and Amazing Red.
 
Eric Young comes to the announce table. Mike brings up the ‘war’ between the World Elite and the Main Event Mafia. Eric says the war is over and they won.
 
Hernandez sees Eric at the table and he says that out of respect for Mike and Taz, he will wait until Bound for Glory to break him.
 
 
Match 3:
 
Hernandez vs The British Invasion in a Gauntlet Match
 
Typical Hernandez Match. They do the power stuff, the reversals, the this and that type match. As you can read I'm not a big fan of these guys so its hard to do a play by play on it.So I wont - especially in a long ass gauntlet match. Sorry! Anywho.. Williams blocks suplex and hits an uppercut but the mighty Hernandez hits a shoulder block to get the 3. 
 
Following that, Brutus Magnus is victim to the border toss and he gets pinned for the 3 count.
 
Finally, it's time for Big Rob to get a sit down powerbomb for the 3.
Winner: Hernandez
 
After the match, Eric Young attacks Hernandez with a kendo stick.
 
Commercial
 
We are back and Mike has an interview with all the participants in the Tag Title match. There is a split screen with all the members of each team.
 
Commercial
 
Back from break, we see Kurt Angle in his locker room.
 
Commercial
 
We return and we go to an A.J. Styles interview with Lauren.
 
They show footage of Homicide’s attack on Willie Urbina last week.
 
Match 4:
 
D’Angelo Dinero vs Daniels
 
Dinero  starts off with some chops. Then Daniels gets in some arm drags. Dinero responds with a Flair like thumb to the eye that the ref missed. He then delivers a boot to the head and follows it with an elbow drop for a close one. Dinero starts to choke Daniels with his knee and then put him in a camel clutch. The Fallen Angle manages to land a neck breaker . Daniels hits a running forearm in the corner. Daniels goes for the BME but Dinero grabs the leg and hits an STO for a close call. Dinero delivers a jackknife into a cover. Daniels bridges out of it and hits his Angels Wings for the 3 count.
Winner: Daniels
 
After the match, the lights go out and here's Suicide. He clotheslines Daniels then hits a Kudo Driver. Then we find out Suicide is Homicide,and he is chased out by security.
 
We see Mick Foley munching some popcorn as he walks through the back.
 
Commercial
 
We are back and Mick Foley has his popcorn . He takes his seat in the center of the ring, puts on his masks, and he says that it is scary. Mick explains that anyone could pretend to be Mick Foley, even Chris Parks. Foley feels that with Monster’s Ball on the horizon and he wants to talk about Abyss and how he is nothing but a Foley knock-off. He wants everyone to watch the screen to recap some of Abyss’ biggest hits. That's when Foley is interrupted by Abyss.  Mick tells Chris to watch the screen. Suddenly, we hear a female crying and we see Dr. Stevie. Stevie reminds Chris about their conversations before Victory Road. Abyss does not know what to do, so he goes to the back while Mick eats some more buttery popcorn. YUMMY!!!
 
Commercial
 
Jeremy Borash is interrupted by Homicide. He says that they wont be getting rid of him. Homicide says that he will be at Ultimate X on Sunday. He also says that he knows who Suicide is.
 
Match 5:
 
Hamada vs Alyssa Flash in a Falls Count Anywhere Match
 
This was a good match. Things start off when Flash attacks Hamada on the stage. Flash gets a table from under the ring. Flash then kicks Hamada and puts the table against the ring post. Hamada gets a few punches in, then she tries for an Asai Moonsault but Flash pulls her off the apron. Flash hits a curb stomp, and gets a near fall. Flash delivers some  forearms as they fight up the ramp. Hamada retaliates with a forearm of her own. Flash and Hamada go back and forth on the ramp, but Hamada has the advantage. Hamada pushes Flash off the ramp. Hamada hits a hilo off the stage but she can only manage to get a 2 count. Hamada then sets up the table. Hamada puts Flash on the table and Hamada goes to the turnbuckles but Flash gets up and kicks Hamada. Flash then tries for a suplex through the table but Hamada reverses and hits a DDT on the apron. Flash is then put back on the table and Hamada hits the Moonsault from the turnbuckle, putting her through the table for the 3.
Winner: Hamada
 
Jeremy Borash is with Kurt Angle and he asks Kurt about his match with A.J. Styles.  Borash wonders if it has taken away from his focus on Matt Morgan. Kurt says that he will beat A.J. Styles. Then at BFG Matt will learn a more valuable lesson.
 
Commercial
 
They show the ambulance. The Stretcher match is next.
 
Commercial
 
 
Match 6:
 
Rhino vs Bobby Lashley in a Stretcher Match
 
GREAT!! A Rhino match...(that's sarcasm folks)   They go back and forth, with Rhino getting the upper hand first, then Lashley starts to take over the match. Lashley throws Rhino over the top rope to the floor and then he sends him into the ring apron. The Man Beast hits Bobby in the ribs, but is then sent into the guardrail. Lashley does the same thing back. Lashley then puts Rhino on the stretcher but Rhino is not done yet and gets off the stretcher and fights back. The Former Original ECW Champ tries for a GORE but The Former New ECW Champ moves - sending Rhino into s wall. Lashley puts Rhino on the stretcher. But he gets off the stretcher again and he hits Lashley in the knee with the stretcher. Rhino tries for a Gore again and this time Lashley kick him and then follows it with a full nelson slam onto a guardrail. Lashley then gets Rhino onto the stretcher and Rhino is now put into the ambulance and the ambulance takes off and leaves. BUH BYE RHINO..
Winner: Bobby Lashley
 
Abyss is looking for Lauren.
 
Commercial
 
So Cal Val is with Bobby Lashley. Samoa Joe comes and attacks, choking him out. Joe tells Lashley that he left him with one last breath, but he will take it on Sunday. (those sound like fighting words, if you ask me!! I know you didn't ask but I'm telling you anyway!!)
 
They show the card for the PPV.
 
Abyss think he has found Lauren, but it is Daffney in a blonde wig. Stevie attacks Chris and then Foley hits Abyss with the barbed wire baseball bat.
 
A.J. Styles and Kurt Angle are walking in the back.
 
Commercial
 
 
Match 7:
 
Kurt Angle vs A.J. Styles
 
The match starts with both of them locking up. Surprisingly Angle gives a clean break. Angle now with a waist lock and Styles with a standing switch and  then Angle gets a take down. A.J. tries for a fireman’s carry but Angle blocks it and puts on a side head lock followed by a take down. Styles is up with a drop kick and Angle goes all the way to the floor. Angle gets back into the ring. Angle wants a test of strength and Angle gets the advantage but Styles gets back to his feet but Angle with a kick that sends Styles over the top rope. Angle goes back to the floor. Styles goes to the apron as Angle comes back in the ring. Styles tries for a springboard but Angle hits the ropes and Styles goes to the floor. Angle with a somersault dive onto Styles and both men are laid out.
 
Back in the ring. Angle with a back breaker then Angle stretches Styles. Angle delivers a suplex and gets a near fall. Angle hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex and then chokes Styles in the ropes. Styles with some chops after getting out of the hold. Styles hits his own belly-to-back suplex and both men are down again.
 
Angle hits a release German suplex . Angle tries for the Olympic slam but A.J. escapes and hits a Pele. Styles goes up top but Angle joins him and hits a BIGTIME belly-to-belly suplex for a 2 count. Angle then goes for the Olympic slam but Styles gets out. Styles tries for the Styles Clash but Angle reverse a hits a back body drop. Styles goes for a sunset flip but Angle rolls through and puts on a ankle lock. Angle hits a German suplex  and gets a near fall. Angle means business now as he pulls the straps down. Angle goes for the Olympic slam again but A.J. reverses and hits the Styles Clash but Angle kicks out. Angle finally gets the Olympic slam but he can only get a 2 count as Styles kicks out. Angle is now going for a moonsault but Styles moves out of the way. Styles goes to the apron and he hits a 450 splash. Styles goes for the win but Angle gets his shoulder up. Styles then puts Angle on the top rope for a superplex but Angle pushes Styles off. Styles goes for a tombstone piledriver but Angle counters into an ankle lock. Angle wraps the leg and Styles is about to tap but the bell rings because the time ran out.
Winner: Time Limit Draw
 
After the match, Sting comes out but A.J. does not want to talk to him.
 
Commercial
 
They are showing highlights from the Styles/Angle match.
 
They talk about Lashley/Joe match. They show Lashley training. They talk about his background and show his MMA win over Bob Sapp. They talk about Joe. They show Joe saying "Lashley cannot train enough for the pain to go away and that he is focused on Lashley. He says that Lashley will find out that facing him in a wrestling ring will be tougher than anyone else he faces."
 
Commercial
 
We are back and it is time to talk about the Monster’s Ball Match.
 
Commercial
 
We are back and it is time for Tenay and Taz to look at how the Kurt Angle/Matt Morgan match will play out.
 
Jeremy Borash is with Kurt Angle and he asks Kurt if the match went a few seconds longer if he could make Styles tap. He says that while there was no official winner, everyone knows who won that match. He says that he beat A.J. and will beat Matt Morgan on Sunday.
 
Commercial
 
We are back and Taz and Tenay take a look at the TNA Title match.
 
Jeremy is with A.J. J.B.asks him if the match went a bit longer... but  A.J. stops Jeremy and says that he did not win the match and he did not lose it. He says he was emotional when he took the match with Angle. He then says that he has to prove he is the best and that's why he wrestled Kurt Angle 3 days before his big match against Sting. He goes on to say that he needs to learn from that match.
 
After 3 hours.....The..
 
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