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The TNA IMPACT! Report: Main Event Morgan
By Jay Winterz
Before we start guys make sure you check out my ClubWWI.com audio called "Winterz Wonderland". The first two episodes are availble (and the new one went up today.) You can also find me and add me on Facebook by typing in Jason Winterz in the search box. Just leave a message telling me you heard me on the site, so I know to add you. Ok. Off to the recap. The show starts off with a look back at the brawl/riot from last week. First Match:
Christy Hemme versus Sojourner Bolt( Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. that's sarcasm folk's) They lock up . There's a lot a lot of back and forth with these 2 ladies. But blah blah blah and so on, Hemme up to the top rope to drop a hot fire crotch leg drop. What a great name for a move. That's what i want from a lady is some great fire crotch... Wow and yuck!!! Winner: Christy Hemme
Second Match: Doug Williams with Rob Terry and Brutus Magnus versus Hernandez Hernandez starts with a shoulder tackle and chop but Williams counters with a European uppercut. Hernandez blocks a suplex attempt and Hernandez hits a delayed suplex (British Bulldog style) to Williams. Hernandez with a back breaker for a near fall. Magnus gets on the apron and that allows Williams to hit a flying back elbow . Williams chokes Hernandez in the ropes. Williams now has a rear chin lock. Williams with a European uppercut followed by a running knee into the corner. Williams misses the Senton bomb from the turnbuckles and Hernandez hits him with a clothesline then a back body drop. Spinebuster...near fall. Hernandez charges into a boot. Then Williams tries
for a cross body, but Hernandez nails him with a sit down power bomb for the 3. Winner: Hernandez After the match, Magnus attacks Hernandez . Terry has the briefcase and he hits Hernandez with it.
Abyss enters and he tells Stevie to do his own dirty work. Abyss is attacked by Jethro Holliday(Trevor Murdoch) and he is beating him with a steel chair.
Tara says that she wants to beat everyone in the match tonight. Tara asks Lauren if she knows if Kong is afraid of Tarantulas. Third Match: Rhino and Jesse Neal versus Eric Young and Sheik Abdul Bashir with Kiyoshi (oh my goodness this is going to suck) Just like i thought that was a SUCKFEST!!! anyway the ending went with Neal not making the tag and instead goes and knocks Bashir off the apron ,then Young gets a rollup for the three count as Young pulls Neal’s tights. Winners: Eric Young and Sheik Abdul Bashir
ODB with Cody Deaner versus Awesome Kong with Raisha Saeed versus Tara versus Angelina Love with Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne
Tara goes after Kong while ODB goes after Angelina. Tara and ODB with the advantages. Kong with kicks to Tara and she chokes her. ODB with a fall away slam to Angelina. Tara and Kong are going at it. ODB and Tara double team Kong. Kong hit’s a double clothesline, then Angelina is helped on the floor by Velvet and Madison. Kong charges at Tara and ODB, but they move and Kong hits the floor. ODB takes a shot and then gives it to Tara for a sip. ODB and Tara go up top and they hit cross bodies onto the floor. Commercial Break.
Were back and the match is still going on. Kong hits a running big booty splash into the corner. Kong misses the second time and Tara pulls Kong out of the ring. Love and ODB are now in the ring while Kong punches. Angelina hits a bicycle kick and almost wins it. Kong with a knee and ODB with a running power slam for a near fall, but Kong breaks up the cover. Kong throws Angelina out of the ring. ODB chops Kong and then she tries to slam Queen Kong but she can’t get Kong up. Kong with a slam to ODB followed by a leg drop for a two count. Kong kicks ODB while Tara and Angelina are on the floor. Kong connects with a choke slam. Cody gets on the apron and he yells at Kong. Now he means business. Cody kisses Kong and then Kong pulls Cody into the ring and the referee allows the match to continue. Kong gives Awesome Bomb to Cody and then Tara gets the 3 count with a quick rollup. Winner: Tara
Jeremy is with Team 3D to talk about their match against Booker T and Scott Steiner. Devon says that the Steiners and Harlem Heat are two of the best tag teams and paved the way for teams like Team 3D. Devon says that they are the greatest tag team in the business. They are 22 time tag team champions. They run their mouths but can back it up. It will be no different tonight. They are just another tag team trying to knock off the greatest tag team in history. Ray says that he could not agree with Devon any more. Team 3D are a great tag team because they fans say they are a great tag team.
Scott Steiner with Booker T and Sharmell versus Brother Ray with Brother Devon in a No Disqualification Match
Winner: Scott Steiner
I'm sleepy... yeah commercials.
Sixth match:
Matt Morgan with Kurt Angle versus A.J. Styles with Sting in Match Three of the Best of Three Who Wants to Be in a TNA Title Match
Styles attacks Morag an as he enters the ring and then Styles with a flip onto Morgan. Styles tries to Irish whip Morgan into the crowd but Morgan reverses it and Styles goes into the crowd. Styles with a punch followed by a forearm from the guard rail. Styles hits some punches and then he puts Morgan in the ring and the match starts. ("WTF???? THE MATCH DIDNT START YET???") Styles tries for a figure four leg lock. Morgan gets to the ropes and the hold is broken. Morgan puts Styles on the turnbuckles. Styles punches Morgan then hits a drop kick for a near fall. Styles slams his head into the turnbuckles. Styles hits a running clothesline into the corner. He tries for a 2nd one but Morgan hit’s a boot to the chest and Styles goes down. Morgan sets for the side slam but he drops Styles to the mat for a near fall. Morgan throws Styles out of the ring. Morgan wants the referee to start the count. Sting tells A.J. something ,t hen he returns to the ring. Morgan chokes Styles. Morgan with a splash onto A.J. against the ropes and he almost gets the pin. Morgan hits the fall away slam for a close call. Morgan yells at the referee while Sting cheers on Styles. Morgan hits a head butt then delivers some kicks. Styles punches Morgan followed by a kick that sends Morgan to his knees. Morgan hits a side slam for a near fall. Morgan goes to the turnbuckles but Styles makes him drop on his NUTS on the top rope. Styles tries to hit a superplex but Morgan gives styles a head butt. Morgan tries to choke Styles but Styles hits a Pele for a 2 count. Morgan hits a vicious bicycle kick that flips styles and big Matt gets the win.. Winner: Matt Morgan
After the match, Kurt Angle comes into the ring . The rest of the Main Event Mafia come into the ring as well. Commercial Break.
We are back and Kurt Angle congratulates Matt . He says that Matt will be in his first main event on Sunday. Kurt says that he knew the Mafia would recruit him. Matt says that he was trying to sell himself to the Mafia. Kurt says that it doesn’t matter. Angle says that it will be Matt Morgan versus Kurt Angle versus Sting. Kurt tells Matt that there is one more favor to get into the Mafia. Matt wonders if Kurt is asking him to help him keep the title on Sunday. Kurt tells Matt that he is not suggesting, he is demanding. Matt tells the ‘little man’ that nobody demands anything out of him and that includes Kurt Angle. Matt says that he is not going to pass up this opportunity since he does not know when it might happen again. Matt says that he will walk out of the ring the new TNA Champion. The show is over!! Good Night!!!
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