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The show starts off with a look back at the brawl/riot from last week.
First Match:
Christy Hemme versus Sojourner Bolt( Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. that's sarcasm folk's)
They lock up . There's a lot a lot of back and forth with these 2 ladies. But blah blah blah and so on, Hemme up to the top rope to drop a hot fire crotch leg drop. What a great name for a move. That's what i want from a lady is some great fire crotch... Wow and yuck!!!
Winner: Christy Hemme
Don and Mike talk about the lineup for tonight’s show. A.J. Styles walks in the back while Matt Morgan has arrived in a hummer.
Commercial Break.
We are back and Lauren is with Taz asking about Joe’s loss to Hernandez. Lauren wants to know how he is . Taz said two weeks ago, Joe failed. Joe had Hernandez beat, but he showed remorse. Taz says that Hernandez did not beat Joe, Joe beat Joe. "I say Hernandez beat Joe, but who am I but a simple writer". Taz says that he is going to motivate Joe and Homicide will be the one who suffers. Taz guarantees victory. So i guess it's "GUARAN-DAMN-TED" anyway...
They show footage of Hernandez’s victory over Joe from 2 weeks ago.
Second Match:
Doug Williams with Rob Terry and Brutus Magnus versus Hernandez
Hernandez starts with a shoulder tackle and chop but Williams counters with a European uppercut. Hernandez blocks a suplex attempt and Hernandez hits a delayed suplex (British Bulldog style) to Williams. Hernandez with a back breaker for a near fall. Magnus gets on the apron and that allows Williams to hit a flying back elbow . Williams chokes Hernandez in the ropes. Williams now has a rear chin lock. Williams with a European uppercut followed by a running knee into the corner. Williams misses the Senton bomb from the turnbuckles and Hernandez hits him with a clothesline then a back body drop. Spinebuster...near fall. Hernandez charges into a boot. Then Williams tries
for a cross body, but Hernandez nails him with a sit down power bomb for the 3.
Winner: Hernandez
After the match, Magnus attacks Hernandez . Terry has the briefcase and he hits Hernandez with it.
Commercial Break.
We are back and Hernandez is with Lauren and he takes the mic. Hernandez starts talking in Spanish and then leaves. Interview time!! Mike Tenay interviews Bobby Lashley. Mike points out that Bobby became a World Champion in WWE. He asks about the transition to MMA. Bobby says that he wanted to get back into ‘fighting’ after leaving amateur wrestling. Bobby says that he has always trained while in pro wrestling. He said it was an easy transition. Mike says to Bobby that you signed a TNA contract while an active MMA fighter. Bobby said he loves wrestling and he wants to continue doing it. Bobby says that he thinks he can be successful in both. Mike asks Lashley about a match between Angle and the greatest MMA fighter. Bobby says the fans will win with that match. Bobby says that he will fight Angle.
Jeremy is with Daffney and Dr. Stevie and Jeremy asks if anyone has taken him up on the bounty. Stevie says that a lot of people have wanted to take the bounty. He says that it is not about beating Abyss/Chris. It is about hurting and maiming him. It is about making him drown in a pool of his own vomit, blood, and sweat. "We'll that's gross!!!"
Abyss enters and he tells Stevie to do his own dirty work. Abyss is attacked by Jethro Holliday(Trevor Murdoch) and he is beating him with a steel chair.
Commercial Break.
We are back and Lauren is with Tara and reminds Tara about her rise to the top. Tara says that she got run off the road by a Mack Truck. Tara says that she came here to beat the best. Lauren talks about the four way match later tonight.(yes a 4-way way with the ladies!! Oh Awesome Kong is in the match, well that ruined my dream)
Tara says that she wants to beat everyone in the match tonight. Tara asks Lauren if she knows if Kong is afraid of Tarantulas.
Third Match:
Rhino and Jesse Neal versus Eric Young and Sheik Abdul Bashir with Kiyoshi (oh my goodness this is going to suck)
Just like i thought that was a SUCKFEST!!! anyway the ending went with Neal not making the tag and instead goes and knocks Bashir off the apron ,then Young gets a rollup for the three count as Young pulls Neal’s tights.
Winners: Eric Young and Sheik Abdul Bashir
After the match, Rhino yells at Neal. Jesse tries to apologize but Rhino tells him he should have made the tag. Rhino slaps Jesse and then he hits a GORE, GORE, GORE.
Commercial Break.
I hope they do 2 sets of commercials after that match wow!!!
We are back taking a look at Rhino teaching his student a different lesson.
Rhino is in the back and Lauren wants to know why Rhino did what he did in the ring. Rhino says that Jesse’s good wasn’t good enough. ("are you just now figuring that out???") Rhino says that Jesse has made too many mistakes in the ring. Rhino tells Lauren to look at the scars on his body and then he offers to teach Jesse, but Jesse has made a joke of his career. Rhino asks Lauren if she has been in the ring or suffered like him. Rhino says that he respects what Jesse did for this country, but will he fight in the ring. (" I , F'N HOPE NOT, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT MATCH!! EVERRRRRRRR!")
Now they show the kiss between Cody Deaner and Angelina Love. ("That Cody is a lucky dude")
Fourth match:
ODB with Cody Deaner versus Awesome Kong with Raisha Saeed versus Tara versus Angelina Love with Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne
Tara goes after Kong while ODB goes after Angelina. Tara and ODB with the advantages. Kong with kicks to Tara and she chokes her. ODB with a fall away slam to Angelina. Tara and Kong are going at it. ODB and Tara double team Kong. Kong hit’s a double clothesline, then Angelina is helped on the floor by Velvet and Madison. Kong charges at Tara and ODB, but they move and Kong hits the floor. ODB takes a shot and then gives it to Tara for a sip. ODB and Tara go up top and they hit cross bodies onto the floor.
Commercial Break.
Were back and the match is still going on. Kong hits a running big booty splash into the corner. Kong misses the second time and Tara pulls Kong out of the ring. Love and ODB are now in the ring while Kong punches. Angelina hits a bicycle kick and almost wins it. Kong with a knee and ODB with a running power slam for a near fall, but Kong breaks up the cover. Kong throws Angelina out of the ring. ODB chops Kong and then she tries to slam Queen Kong but she can’t get Kong up. Kong with a slam to ODB followed by a leg drop for a two count. Kong kicks ODB while Tara and Angelina are on the floor. Kong connects with a choke slam. Cody gets on the apron and he yells at Kong. Now he means business. Cody kisses Kong and then Kong pulls Cody into the ring and the referee allows the match to continue. Kong gives Awesome Bomb to Cody and then Tara gets the 3 count with a quick rollup.
Winner: Tara
Sting and A.J. Styles are in the back with Lauren. Lauren reminds A.J. of what's on the line tonight. Styles says that this business is about working under pressure. It is the difference between midcarders and main eventers. A.J. says that he has let a lot of people down. A.J. says that he is either going to be a winner or a loser.("REALLY?? that's what usually happens someone wins someone loses")
Commercial Break.
Jeremy is with Team 3D to talk about their match against Booker T and Scott Steiner. Devon says that the Steiners and Harlem Heat are two of the best tag teams and paved the way for teams like Team 3D. Devon says that they are the greatest tag team in the business. They are 22 time tag team champions. They run their mouths but can back it up. It will be no different tonight. They are just another tag team trying to knock off the greatest tag team in history. Ray says that he could not agree with Devon any more. Team 3D are a great tag team because they fans say they are a great tag team.
Fifth match:
Scott Steiner with Booker T and Sharmell versus Brother Ray with Brother Devon in a No Disqualification Match
Before the match starts, Steiner gets on the mic and he says that he heard how Ray thought that the Steiners an d Harlem Heat were the greatest tag teams. Steiner says that he does not care what people have to say about them. Ray says that they respect Steiner and Booker because they back up what they say. He calls Steiner and Booker garbage because they stink. (OOOOHHH!!!! YOU GUYS JUST GOT SERVED!!!) Steiner punches Ray but Ray responds with a series of punches. Steiner with a rake of the eyes. Steiner spits on Devon. Steiner with a T- Bone suplex to Ray for a near fall. And we move ahead a little.. Ray with a BubbaBomb for a near fall. Ray with a splash to Steiner and then Sharmell gets on referee distraction point number two. Booker rolls into the ring but Devon stops Booker. Ray hits a slam and then Devon goes up top for the Wassup head butt. Its table times. They set up the table and hear come the British. Booker and Steiner attack Ray and Devon from behind. Booker with a back heel kick to Devon and then Booker and Steiner send Ray through the table for the 3 count.
Winner: Scott Steiner
I'm sleepy... yeah commercials.
We are back and its contract signing with Mick Foley and Kevin Nash. Mick signs the contract first while Nash reviews his contract and signs it. Now they chit chat with each other... they talk about money, comic con , wizard world, how happy the kids are that there dad is champ again, and so on so forth..
They shake hands and then Foley wishes Nash luck on Sunday. Nash tells Foley that he is the one who needs the luck on Sunday. Foley tells Nash to wait a second. We are wrestlers on a wrestling show and there is a contract signing with a table and nobody is going through the table? Nash says that he isn’t going to get paid any more if someone goes through the table, he doesn't care about the table. Foley says that's the difference between them because Foley says he would put Nash through the table for free and he would go through the table for free. Foley says that he will go through the table for free. Foley dives onto the table and the table breaks. A couple bang bangs and we are off to a..
Commercial Break.
D’Angelo Dinero is coming at Hard Justice. ("WHO ?")
Lauren is with Matt Morgan and she reminds Matt that if he wins, he is in his first title match. Matt says that there is no pressure. Matt guarantees the victory tonight.
Commercial Break.
Sixth match:
Matt Morgan with Kurt Angle versus A.J. Styles with Sting in Match Three of the Best of Three Who Wants to Be in a TNA Title Match
Styles attacks Morag an as he enters the ring and then Styles with a flip onto Morgan. Styles tries to Irish whip Morgan into the crowd but Morgan reverses it and Styles goes into the crowd. Styles with a punch followed by a forearm from the guard rail. Styles hits some punches and then he puts Morgan in the ring and the match starts. ("WTF???? THE MATCH DIDNT START YET???") Styles tries for a figure four leg lock. Morgan gets to the ropes and the hold is broken. Morgan puts Styles on the turnbuckles. Styles punches Morgan then hits a drop kick for a near fall. Styles slams his head into the turnbuckles. Styles hits a running clothesline into the corner. He tries for a 2nd one but Morgan hit’s a boot to the chest and Styles goes down. Morgan sets for the side slam but he drops Styles to the mat for a near fall. Morgan throws Styles out of the ring. Morgan wants the referee to start the count. Sting tells A.J. something ,t hen he returns to the ring. Morgan chokes Styles. Morgan with a splash onto A.J. against the ropes and he almost gets the pin. Morgan hits the fall away slam for a close call. Morgan yells at the referee while Sting cheers on Styles. Morgan hits a head butt then delivers some kicks. Styles punches Morgan followed by a kick that sends Morgan to his knees. Morgan hits a side slam for a near fall. Morgan goes to the turnbuckles but Styles makes him drop on his NUTS on the top rope. Styles tries to hit a superplex but Morgan gives styles a head butt. Morgan tries to choke Styles but Styles hits a Pele for a 2 count. Morgan hits a vicious bicycle kick that flips styles and big Matt gets the win..
Winner: Matt Morgan
After the match, Kurt Angle comes into the ring . The rest of the Main Event Mafia come into the ring as well.
Commercial Break.
We are back and Kurt Angle congratulates Matt . He says that Matt will be in his first main event on Sunday. Kurt says that he knew the Mafia would recruit him. Matt says that he was trying to sell himself to the Mafia. Kurt says that it doesn’t matter. Angle says that it will be Matt Morgan versus Kurt Angle versus Sting. Kurt tells Matt that there is one more favor to get into the Mafia. Matt wonders if Kurt is asking him to help him keep the title on Sunday. Kurt tells Matt that he is not suggesting, he is demanding. Matt tells the ‘little man’ that nobody demands anything out of him and that includes Kurt Angle. Matt says that he is not going to pass up this opportunity since he does not know when it might happen again. Matt says that he will walk out of the ring the new TNA Champion. The show is over!! Good Night!!!