The TNA Impact Report: Mick Foley Doesn't Want To Hug Abyss, Kurt Angle Is Paranoid, and Suicide Can't Stop The Pope

The TNA Impact Report: Mick Foley Doesn't Want To Hug Abyss, Kurt Angle Is Paranoid, and Suicide Can't Stop The Pope

AND HERE WE GO...

Mick Foley is shown walking in the back. Kevin Nash was also shown walking into the Impact Zone.

Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley are at the announce booth.

They show footage of the first round matches involving the participants in our first match.

Match 1:

Tara and Christy Hemme vs Angelina Love and Velvet Sky in a Women’s Tag Title Tournament Semifinal Match

This match had a lot of typical stuff going on.. There was back and forth action...until Tara throws Angelina to the floor. After that Madison comes to the ring with the spray and bag. Madison tries to spray Velvet but she misses and sprays Christy and Velvet gets the 3 count.

Winners: Velvet Sky and Angelina Love

After the match, Madison and the Beautiful people get back together again. YEAAAAAH.

Lauren is with D’Angelo Dinero. She asks Dinero about his issues with Suicide.

Commercial

They show footage of Dinero costing Suicide his match with Doug Williams in the tournament.

Match 2:

D’Angelo Dinero vs Suicide

Suicide attacks Dinero as the bell rings and they fight to the floor. Dinero tries to send Suicide into the apron but Suicide reverses it. Dinero with a kick and then an uppercut. Dinero gets a near fall. Suicide delivers a drop kick that sends Dinero into the turnbuckles. Suicide with another drop kick. Suicide with a fireman’s carry slam. He try's a top rope move but he lands on Dinero’s knees. Dinero with the running knees to the back for the 3.

Winner: D’Angelo Dinero

Rhino is shown walking in the back.

Commercial

When we return, The World Elite speaks with Lauren.

Rhino is in the ring about to talk. Rhino goes on Lashley bashing, talking about people with egos and politics backstage. He has seen people move ahead of him and he doesn't say anything. Then TNA says to give Rhino a push so they can exploit him, his family, and his personal demons. Everyone moves ahead and then TNA gives him Jesse Neal. He says that he liked Jesse’s story and said that he wanted to train him. Rhino says that he stood by Jesse and then Jesse humiliated him in the ring. That is why he had to kick his ass. Now Rhino turns his attention to Bobby Lashley. He tells Lashley that he knows he is undefeated in MMA, but this isn't MMA, this is TNA. Rhino says that he will wrap a chair around Bobby’s head.

Team 3D’s music hits and here comes Devon to the ring. Devon says it doesn't sound like a guy who is mad or angry. Devon says that he had to calm Bubba down in the back because he was not happy with what Rhino did to Jesse. Devon says that he told Ray that he would try to talk some sense into Rhino. It was not about politics. Rhino went to help Jesse and Rhino took advantage of him. Devon utters the ECW and mentions that when Rhino came into that company, Team 3D was the part of Rhino while Rhino was like Jesse. Devon tells Rhino that they should go to the back and talk about old times. Devon offers his hand and Rhino shakes it, but Rhino says that if they are going to put TNA on top, it starts with him whipping Devon’s ass. Rhino attacks Devon and he sets for a GORE and Ray comes out and he attacks Rhino. Security and referees come out to separate them.

Commercial

They show footage of Hernandez being suckered into an attack by the World Elite.

Match 3:

Sheik Abdul Bashir and Kiyoshi vs Hernandez

Kiyoshi and Bashir meet Hernandez as Hernandez enters the ring but Hernandez tosses Kiyoshi across the ring. Hernandez with a back body drop to Bashir followed by a splash into the corner and a hip toss. Hernandez sends Bashir out of the ring. Bashir gets on the turnbuckles for a drop kick and Hernandez goes down. Bashir punches Hernandez and kicks him.Kiyoshi goes up top and misses a moonsault. Hernandez press slams Bashir and then hits a tackle on Kiyoshi. Hernandez with a border toss to Kiyoshi for the 3.

Winner: Hernandez

After the match, Homicide comes to the ring and Hernandez grabs Homicide by the throat but Eric Young has a chair and he hits Hernandez from behind. Homicide punches Hernandez and then Homicide puts the briefcase on Hernandez’s throat and Young hits the case with the chair.

Commercial

We are back and Lauren is with ODB and she asks her about her Women’s Title match against Cody Deaner.

Match 4:

Alyssa Flash vs Cody Deaner in a Lumberjack Match

Alyssa pushes Cody over the top rope to the floor and Cody squares off with Tara and Christy but Kong with a body block from behind. Everyone goes after Cody. Cody gets a double suplex from Roxxi and Bolt. Then Cody is sent into the ring post. Alyssa gets the 3 count.

Winner: Alyssa Flash

After the match Tara and Kong battle. ODB waits for Deaner to make his way up the ramp. ODB hits Deaner with the alcohol filled flask and we go to a break.

Commercial

We are back and Lauren is with Kevin Nash while Jeremy Borash is in the back with Mick Foley.

Match 5:

Mick Foley vs Kevin Nash in a Legends Title Match

They lock up and Nash gives Foley a knee in the corner. Nash with punches followed by an elbow to the head. Foley punches Nash. Foley with a running knee into the corner. And guess who shows up... Mr. Socko. Nash throws Foley to the floor but Foley pulls Nash down. Nash sends Foley into the guardrail. Nash sends Foley into the ring steps.They are back into the ring and Nash with a elbow to the head in the corner. Nash chokes Foley in the ropes and punches Foley.

Abyss’ music hits and he shows up with a barbed wire baseball bat. Abyss comes into the ring and the referee calls for the bell.

Winner: Kevin Nash by disqualification

After the match, Abyss wants a hug but Foley turns his back to Abyss. Foley tells Abyss not to follow him.

Lauren is in the back with Storm, Roode, and Team 3D.

Commercial

We are back and Lauren is with Abyss and he says that he was trying to help Mick because who knows what Kevin would have done.

Match 6:

Scott Steiner and Brutus Magnus with Rob Terry, Doug Williams, and Booker T vs Robert Roode and Brother Ray with James Storm and Brother Devon
(Winner Gets the Advantage in the Lethal Lockdown Match on Sunday Match)

This match was not good.. At this point I went to the bathroom, cause this was a bathroom break type match. I hoped it would of been better, but oh well. When I came back all 4 men were in the ring for a moment but then things got crazy. Roode hit the Payoff but Terry distracted the ref and Williams hits Roode with the title belt and the 3.

Winners: Brutus Magnus and Scott Steiner

They show Sarita and Taylor Wilde walking in the back.

Commercial

They show highlights from the first round matches of the tournament involving the semifinalists.

Match 7:

Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed vs Sarita and Taylor Wilde in a Women’s Tag Title Tournament Semifinal Match

Kong and Wilde start things off. Wilde with a kick to the head and the leg followed by forearms. Kong drops Wilde on the mat. Saeed is tags in. Sarita is tagged in and Sarita with an arm drag. Saeed with a side slam for a near fall. Saeed with a chop and Kong tags in. Kong chokes Sarita in the corner. Kong with a splash into the corner. Kong tosses Sarita to the ground. Saeed is tagged back in and she gives a snap mare to Sarita. Saeed hits a snap suplex to Sarita for a near one. Sarita sends Saeed into the corner and Wilde is tagged in. Wilde hits a clothesline ,then a drop kick ,followed by a head scissors . Sarita with a drop kick to Kong. Kong sends Sarita to the apron and then to the floor. Saeed with a chop and a single leg sweep. Wilde hits a German suplex and bridge for the 3.

Winners: Taylor Wilde and Sarita

Lauren is with Taylor and Sarita at ringside.

Commercial

We are back and Kurt Angle is with Jeremy Borash.

They show the card for the pay per view.

Lauren is now with A. J. Styles and Sting.

Commercial

We are back asKurt Angle joins Taz and Tenay at the announce table.

Match 8:

Samoa Joe vs Matt Morgan

Joe punches Matt as the bell rings. Joe with a running back elbow. Joe puts Morgan in the ropes and chokes him. Joe runs into a boot from Morgan. Morgan with elbows in the corner and then he hits a splash into the corner .Morgan stares at Angle and then he puts Joe in the ropes. Morgan says that it is time but Joe gives him some kicks to the leg. Joe hits a belly-to-back suplex but Matt is back up . Joe goes to the floor and then Morgan is pulled out. Joe sends Morgan into the ring apron. Morgan punches Joe. Joe sends Morgan into the announce table and Angle thinks that Morgan was going after him. Angle punches Morgan and the ref calls for the bell.

Winner: Morgan by D. Q

Here comes Daniels out of the back and he attacks Joe. Joe and Daniels go at it, while security separates Morgan and Joe.

Commercial

We are back and Morgan and Angle are still fighting. Security can't control them. Morgan and Angle fight onto the ramp. Security just gives up.. Angle gives a kick and then Angle slams him through the announce table.

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