This Week In TNA
TNA Impact! Four Way Title Match That Should Be A PPV Main Event
By Tommy Harvey
Jun 3, 2010 - 8:43 PM

Tonight, RVD defends his TNA World Heavyweight Title in a four-way match, Kurt Angle will continue his battle against the TNA Top 10, Mr. Anderson will be awesome...as usual (Where my A**Holes at?), Velvet Sky will be hot...as usual, and Kazarian and AJ Styles will try to see who can impress Ric Flair more. 

Out to start the show is Sting.  He says there's a lot of smoke and mirrors in TNA right now.  He says what's white is actually black and what is black is actually white.  There is meaning behind his action and those meanings will be know to everyone involved and to all the fans.  He plugs Slammiversary and says there will be change.  He tells RVD that he's in the wrong place at the wrong time and everyone's true colors will be exposed at Slammiversary.  Bischoff comes out to the ramp.  He tells Sting that everybody has seen Sting's true colors over the past few months.  He tells him he's nothing but a fraud who hides behind a mask and up in the rafters.  He says Sting is his own problem and he puts Sting in a match against Samoa Joe who is standing right behind him.

The match starts and Joe pummels Sting.  Out comes Matt Morgan, who takes out Joe.  Morgan and Sting double team Joe, until RVD makes the save.  Bischoff makes his way back out and announces that the match will continue later tonight as a tag team match.  It will be Sting and Matt Morgan vs RVD and Samoa Joe.  RVD grabs the mic and tells him to make it a four-way.  Easy E says he doesn't have that authority and out comes The Hulkster.  Hogan tells RVD that he has risen the bar since he became the champ.  He makes the four-way official.  Commercial.

On a side note, the Washington Post is reporting that legendary UCLA basketball coach John Wooden has passed away.  He was 99 years old.  R.I.P.

Back from commercial, AJ is interviewed by Christie Hemme and Flair walks in.  Kaz follows in behind and gives Slick Ric a watch and thanks him.

Back in the Impact Zone, Rosie Lotta Love is out for her match in some type of lingerie.  This is quite disgusting.  She is huge.  Out next is Roxxy.  Rosie gets Roxxy down and goes for a stink face, but Roxxy moves and attempts to take the behemeth down, to no avail.  Madison Rayne comes down and tells Rosie to hurt Roxxy.  When she turns around, Roxxy rolls up the massive woman and gets the 3-count.  Madison gets the ring and screams at Rosie.  Rosie then drops the Knockouts Champion.  JB comes out to interview Rosie and she says she's big, she's bad, and she's beautiful.  She kisses JB and walks out.  Nasty!

Up next is Styles vs Kaz vs Lethal.  Commercial.

Out first is AJ Styles accompanied by Ric Flair.  AJ pouts on his way out.  Kaz comes out next.  AJ gives him a hateful look.  The last one out is Jay Lethal.  Flair talks smack to him as he gets in the ring.  Kaz and AJ agree that Kaz is going to go one on one with Lethal to start the match and AJ rolls out of the ring.  AJ quickly gets in and tries to take out Lethal on his own.  Lethal is about to go for the Lethal Combination on AJ and Kazarian drop kicks Lethal.  AJ and Kaz attempt to outdo each other for a while.  They are like brothers trying to gain daddy's attention.  With the miscommunication, Lethal rolls AJ up for the win.  Flair looks dumbfounded on the outside as Styles and Kazarian argue in the ring.  Flair gets in the ring and scolds AJ as Kaz points at him for getting in trouble.  Flair tells AJ to go home, refocus, and make a life decision because he has dropped the ball lately.  As AJ backs up the ramp, Kurt Angle comes out and stands behind him.  AJ then leaves the ramp area and heads backstage.  Angle makes his way to the ring.  Commercial.

Back from the break, Angle has a microphone.  He passes by Flair and tells Kaz that he came out to show the proper respect before he makes him his first victim.  He says he likes his opponent to know what he's going to do to him.  At Slammiversay, Kurt's climb up the TNA rankings starts with Kazarian.  Flair tells Kurt they have a lot of history and he said he wants Reid to be like Angle.  I guess we know where Reid will slot in.  He tells Angle that whatever he was as an amatuer, Flair is ten times that in professional wrestling.  He mentions Shawn Michaels, which is odd.  He says he wants the respect he deserves and tells Angle to leave the ring if he won't give it to him.  Flair then says he has a better idea as Angle is leaving.  He says he will leave first and tells Angle to hold the rope.  As Flair goes to the rope, Angle grabs the rope and holds it for him.  He then follows behind him and tosses Flair off the ramp.  Kaz then blindsideAngle, but Angle turns the tables and tosses him aside as well. 

Matt Morgan is talking to Sting backstage and uses "we" alot when referring to himself.  Sting just walks away.  Commercial.

Outside the arena, AJ throws a fit and says to himself that he needs to beat Jay Lethal at Slammiversary to get back in Flairs favor.

Back in the Impact Zone, Christie Hemme is standing in the ring and announces Mr. Anderson as her guest.  Out comes the A**hole himself.  I'm an A**hole...are you? He enters the ring and checks out Christie.  He tells her that he was really looking forward to having a hard hitting interview with her.  He stares at her boobs and she slaps him.  He looks at her butt, and she gets mad at him.  He asks if that makes him an a**hole and she says it does.  He says that everybody is wishing for a wardrobe malfunction and that makes everybody and a**hole.  That gets a "We are a**holes" chant.  He announces that at Slammiversary him and Jeff Hardy will take on Beer Money.  Out comes The Charismatic Enigma.  They give each other a fist bump.  Hardy takes the mic and says he is teaming with Anderson because he is the funniest A**hole he has ever met.  Out comes Beer Money.  Robert Roode has a mic in hand and says it's cute how Hardy and Anderson are TNA's newest BFF's.  He asks Anderson and Hardy what they know about tag team wrestling.  Roode then acknowledges the Hardy Boyz and says Matt carried that tag team and they sucked anyways.  That's at least 2 WWE references tonight.  Have I missed any more of them?  Anderson runs down Roode and calls Storm a jackoff.  Storm grabs the mic and calls Anderson funny.  Him and Roode then attack Hardy and Anderson.  Out comes security to break it up.  Commercial.

Back in the Impact Zone, Hardy is beating up James Storm outside of the ring.  I guess they are having a match now.  He exposes the concrete floor and hiptosses Storm on to it.  He tosses Storm back in the ring and the match is officially started.  Storm DDT's Hardy and then chokes him with his t-shirt.  He then hits a running boot to the head.  Storm goes for a chair, but the referee takes it from him.  Hardy then hits a jawbreaker and sets up the chair for a ljumping aunch into the corner.  He hits the suplex face plant and goes for the Swanton, but Storm knocks him off the top.  Hardy gets back up and tries to pry Storm off the ropes.  The referee pulls Hardy off and Storm takes a swig of his beer and spits it in Hardy's face.  He hits the pile driver and fails on the pin attempt.  Storm then grabs the chair again and Hardy kicks it into him, hits the Twist of Fate, and a Swanton for the win.  Commercial.

We return from the commercial break and out comes Robert Roode for his match against Mr. Anderson.  Next out is Miiiiiiiissssssttttttteeeeeerrrrrr Anderrrrrrrrsooooooonnnn.  The match starts off with several headlock and shoulder blocks.  Roode hits a neckbreaker and takes advantage of Anderson midmatch.  This is a technical match for the most part.  Anderson fights back and attempts a sunset flip in the corner.  Roode drops to his knees and grabs the ropes for the pin.  Anderson signals for his mic to fall and says that any man can be beaten on any given day.  He says it seems that the only way people can beat him is through tom foolery because he is no mere mortal.  He is Miiiiiiissssssttttttteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr Annnnnnddddeeeeeeeerrrrrrsssoooonnnnnnn!!! 

Douglas Williams is shown talking about the X-Division style and how it is the wrong way to wrestle. 

Abyss and Rob Terry are walking backstage with Chelsea.  Next is Abyss and Rob Terry vs Desmond Wolfe and Orlando Jordan.  Commercial.

Out first is a lonely Desmond Wolfe and a very weird Orlando Jordan with a Shake Weight.  Jordan is wearing Rob Terry pasties this week.  Out next is Abyss and the Global Champion Rob Terry with a miserable Chelsea.  Abyss and Wolfe start things off.  Orlando Jordan continues to use the Shake Weight in the corner.  Wolfe attacks Abyss's injured arm and tags in Orlando Jordan who hits a double sledge off the top rope.  He works on the arm as well.  Abyss fights back, hits a splash in the corner and tosses Orlando to the outside.  Jordan hits on Chelsea and gets a slap.  He likes it.  Wolfe chastises Chelsea for slapping him.  Abyss comes from behind and tosses Wolfe into the guard rail.  In the ring, Terry attacks Jordan and hits a Freak Buster for the win.  Up next is the main event.  Commercial.

Backstage, Jesse Neal is out cold with the Ace of Spades card on his chest.  Very similar to how Shannon Moore was laid out last week.

Out first for the main event is Matt Morgan.  Out next is Sting.  Samoa Joe is the third out.  And finally, RVD is out.  Joe and Morgan go at it in the ring, while RVD and Sting are battling outside.  Then, Joe and Morgan go outside and Sting rolls RVD into the ring.  RVD battles back and Sting rolls out.  Joe re-enters and stares down RVD.  As they are about to square off, Stinga and Morgan get back in and take them out.  This seems more like a tag match than a four way match.  Morgan and Joe fight to the outside, leaving RVD and Sting in the ring again.  Morgan gets back in and drops RVD and then turns focus to Sting.  Joe gets back in and tosses Morgan outside...again.  He then goes after Sting.  Morgan gets back in and drops Joe and RVD.  Morgan looks up in the crowd and sees Hernandez.  While he's distracted, Joe hits him and nails the Muscle Buster.  RVD takes him out and hits the 5-Star Frog Splash on Matt Morgan for the win. 

That's it for this week.  Check ya on the flippety flop.