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The TNA IMPACT! Report: Matt Morgan Punches The People He Wanted To Team With For Months, ODB Wants To Get Knocked Up Again, and Dixie Chats With Bobby
By Jay Winterz
The night starts with a look at the on-goings between Matt Morgan and Kurt Angle.
They announce Dixie Carter will be there. A. J. Styles and Sting arrive to the building. Lauren asks A. J. about his retirement situation and A. J. says he is ready to work. At that point, Kip James comes and asks to park Sting’s car and Sting says that he doesn't have to park anyone’s car. Kip says that he had that same car when he was over.(That was funny) Daniels sits in with Mike Tenay and Taz for the first match. Match 1: Suicide vs Samoa Joe in a Non Title Match
Theyg at it with some back and forth action, that was in the ring and spilled over to the floor. After a few minutes of battle, D’Angelo Dinero comes out. He distracts Suicide and Joe kicks Suicide to the floor.
Dinero then attacks Suicide while Joe and Daniels go at it and the ref throws the match out.
The referee’s decision is to have a tag match involving these 4 men later on.
Lauren is with Eric Young in the back and she asks Eric if Hernandez would join the World Elite. Eric says that Hernandez will become part of the World Elite tonight.
Commercial time, folks.
We are back and The World Elite are in the ring with Eric Young. Eric says Bashir wants to talk to the American public. He takes his headdress off to avoid any preconceived notions they have about him so they can listen to him. He wants to talk about the war in Iraq.
He goes on for awhile, and actually hits some good points,but of course the fans are booing him out of the building. He calls the people brainwashed. He says the truth is that ‘you people’ don't want their land or democracy. ‘You people’ don’t want to stop terrorism.
He calls Americans junkies and addicts for our oil.
Eric thanks Bashir for enlightening everyone. He starts to talk about Hernandez.... and guess what, you guessed it Hernandez’s music starts to play and he comes to the ring.
Hernandez says that if Eric has something to say, he should say it to his face. Eric says that he wouldn’t have it any other way. Eric goes on to talk about how the public views Hernandez, saying they think of him as a thief and thug.
Eric tells Hernandez to come home..join the elite.. Hernandez says these people are his family and says that he is home. He tells the elite if they don't love this country, they can leave.
Lauren is with Sharmell and Traci and she points out that they will face Kong and Raisha Saeed.
Commercial
We are back and Lauren is being asked to move her mic so the Alex Shelley can get a better shot at Lauren’s cleavage. Sabin stares as well. Dr. Stevie asks Sabin if he is ready to make some money. He tells Chris and Alex that they can make some good money if they end Abyss’s career.
Match 2:
Raisha Saeed and Awesome Kong vs Traci Brooks and Sharmell in a Women’s Tag Title Tournament Match Kong goes after Traci. Traci avoids her and Traci tags in Sharmell and then Traci calls a time out. There are no timeouts in wrestling, how many times do we have to say this. Traci and Sharmell talk strategy. Saeed with a slam and snap elbow drop for a near fall. Saeed hits a snap suplex. Traci chokes Saeed in the ropes. Saeed kicks Traci away and Kong is tagged in. Kong with a big clothesline . Kong hits a splash in the corner. Then she tries for the Implant Buster but Traci escapes but she runs into Kong.
Kong hits a splash from the second turnbuckle and Sharmell breaks up the cover. Then she runs away. Saeed tags in and gets the 3 count.
Winners: Awesome Kong and Raisha Saeed
Matt Morgan is in the back with Jeremy Borash. They go into M.E.M's locker room. They talk about the same ol' same ol'.. when Matt lets Angle know that Dixie put him in the match for his title. It will be in a four way match at No Surrender.
Matt says that he will have Kurt’s back like Kurt had his back at Hard Justice.
Commercial.
Match 3:
Jesse Neal vs Rhino First let me start by saying YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Rhino whoops on Jesse with. Jesse gets some offense in but... hold on I'm yawning again.. O. K Rhino hits a spine buster and gets the 3. Winner: Rhino
After the match Rhino hits Jesse with a Gore. The referee has reverses the decision and gives Jesse the win. Rhino continues to beat him down but Devon comes to the ring for the save. Devon stares at Rhino , and rhino leaves the ring.
Jeremy Borash is in Mick’s office with Cody Deaner and ODB.They talk about the TNA "Knocked Up" title as ODB calls it. Abyss interrupts so he can give Mick his bat back, and Mick gives Abyss some groceries.. Really! Anyway, Mick says that the title has been held up until No Surrender when Cody and ODB go at it for the title.
Abyss walks away Eugene clapping...
Commercial
Match 4:
Motor City Machine Guns w/ Dr. Stevie vs Abyss in the Dr. Stevie $50,000 Bounty Match
Sabin and Shelley connect with some tandem kicks and then do their pose. Shelley and Sabin with elbows and they try for a double suplex but Abyss reversed it. Abyss hits a side slam on Shelley and then he choke slams Sabin onto Shelley. Abyss "Eugene" claps and then he hits a splash in the corner .
Sabin with a drop kick as he comes off Shelley’s back and Abyss goes to the floor. Sabin does a suicide dive and that takes Abyss down. Shelley goes for a cross body and Abyss catches him. Sabin hits a missile drop kick for a near fall. Sabin and Shelley wait for Abyss to get to his feet and then hit a double super kick.
Abyss hits Shock Treatment and a leg drop combo. Dr. Stevie interferes. Abyss grabs him but lets go of Stevie to catch Sabin and hit a Black Hole Slam for the 3 count.
Winner: Abyss
After the match, Stevie yells at Sabin and Shelley and Shelley puts Stevie in the tree of woe and Sabin with the hesitation drop kick.
Abyss returns to the ring with a chair but Kevin Nash’s music plays so he doesn't get a chance to use it.
Commercial We are back and Nash starts to talk. Nash says that he has a couple of problems. Abyss stuck his nose in Nash’s match at Hard Justice. Nash says that he will hand Abyss’ head to Richards for the money. Lauren is with Daffney.
Match 5:
Daffney vs Hamada in a No Disqualification Match I don't know why but Daffney is a little sexy to me.. Oh well.. This was actually a pretty good match. A lot of back and forth action with these 2. This Hamada is very entertaining. Hamada with a kick and then she kicks Daffney in the corner. Daffney with a kick but Hamada sends Daffney to the apron and then Hamada kicks Daffney off the apron to the floor.... Commercial We are back!!! Daffney delivers an Irish whip and a running forearm into the corner. Daffney with an elbow from the turnbuckles for a near fall. Hamada with a chop and clothesline. Hamada gives Daffney a head butt and Daffney goes down. Hamada hits a DDT for a 2 count. Daffney sends Hamada to the floor.
Daffney goes out after her and works on the back. There are tables set up outside the ring. Daffney gets a chair but Hamada moves out of the way. Hamada puts the chair around Daffney’s neck and sends Daffney into the post. Hamada puts Daffney on the table. Hamada hits a moonsault from the tope rope through the table.
They return to the ring and Hamada with a Hamada Driver for the 3 count. Like i said very entertaining, and i was very impressed with this one.
Winner: Hamada Angelina Love and Velvet Sky are walking in the back looking for Madison.
commercial
We are back and Angelina and Velvet find Madison in the dressing room. Angelina mentions Madison’s mystery partner and Angelina talks about the coincidence that they will be meeting in the first round of the tournament. Madison pushes Angelina and then they give a double team beat down to Madison until Borash is able to stop the attack.
Match 6:
D’Angelo Dinero and Samoa Joe vs Daniels and Suicide
Suicide and Joe start things off. Suicide with an arm drag and drop kick and Daniels is tagged in. Daniels sends Suicide into Dinero and then Daniels with a leg lariat off Suicide’s back. They battle some more and we go to a....
commercial We're back!! Joe punches Daniels. Suicide hits a corkscrew side Russian leg sweep for a near fall. Joe gets involved in breaking it up. Suicide with a fireman’s carry slam and Joe gets into the ring. All 4 guys are in the ring now. Joe hits a clothesline on Suicide and Dinero with a German suplex on Daniels.
Daniels gets into the ring before Joe hits his suicide dive. Suicide misses a cross body. However he moves when Dinero tries for the running knees into the back. Suicide rolls him up for the pin.
Winners: Daniels and Suicide Commercial
We're back and Jeremy Borash is with Dixie Carter and Bobby Lashley. Jeremy points out that this is Dixie’s first time on camera. Dixie announces the new 3 year deal with Spike TV. Jeremy asks Bobby about walking away from wrestling and coming back. Bobby says that he still has the passion for professional wrestling and he talks about the meetings that he had with Dixie
to figure out a way that he can do both MMA and wrestling. Dixie talks about his signing. Bobby says that his goal in TNA is to make an impact. He wants to face Kurt Angle. Dixie says that she would like to see Bobby be the champion in both wrestling and MMA. And in the greatest news from this interview Dixie says Bobby will be wrestling at No Surrender against Rhino.
I am so excited about this one..
NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !! come on give Bobby someone else .. oh well at least Bobby's getting' into the ring.
Kurt Angle comes and joins Mike and Taz at the announce table.
Match 7:
A. J. Styles, Sting, and Hernandez vs Booker T, Scott Steiner, and Matt Morgan
Sting and Booker start the match off. Booker punches Sting in the corner. Sting hits a reverse atomic drop , then a drop kick. Sting delivers a hip toss and then Styles tags in. Booker backs Styles into his corner and tags Steiner in. Steiner chokes A. J. in the ropes. Steiner gives a kick to Styles after styles hit the ropes awkwardly. (It was like the back of his neck missed the top rope, but you can tell A. J. hit the ropes the wrong way).
Styles hits a flip drop kick then a flying knee drop. Hernandez gets the tag. Morgan shows Hernandez that he is taller and Hernandez tries for a few shoulder blocks but Morgan stays up. Morgan hits a big clothesline. Morgan, Steiner, and Booker arguing on the floor. Hernandez takes care of that when he hits the flying plancha onto all 3 guys.
Commercial
We're back!! Steiner has a reverse chin lock on Styles. Styles gets out of it. Steiner hits a overhead belly-to-belly suplex for a near fall. Morgan gets the tag and he kicks Styles in the head. Styles tags in Hernandez. Hernandez gives a spinebuster to Booker. All 6 men are in the ring but Styles and Steiner go out of the ring. Hernandez and Morgan are the only 2 left in the ring. Hernandez tries a Stinger style splash but misses.
Morgan sets him up for the Hellevator but Steiner has a chair. Hernandez sends Morgan into the chair and Styles hits a springboard cross body for the 3 count.
Winners: Sting, Hernandez, and A. J. Styles
Kurt Angle is screaming at Matt Morgan and blaming him for the loss and Steiner and Booker are yelling at him as well. Morgan punches Steiner and Booker.
Tenay says the 4 way match at No Surrender will indeed have Matt Morgan in it as one of the opponents. Shows over folks! GO HOME !!!
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